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By Chance

2012-01-11T11:50:00.000-08:00

Life changes, priorities too and hence the human behavior. To study them and adapt accordingly is a big task and takes a lot of smart work. You have to be first of all READY for the changes, should be able to take risks and get going. The bigger the risk, the higher the return. Yes ! I am talking in management terms, but doesn't that apply to life as well ?

You want to get a video game as a kid you are scared that your parents would scold you, but you take a risk and ask them and voila !! the next day you have a brand new PSP or the likes.

You want to ask a girl out, you are scared..but with putting all your chances of a nervous breakdown aside, you ultimately do and she says, the magical word "OKAY". You want to hit a sixer and show it all off, the bowler is planning to bowl a yorker delivery and your luck makes it a full-toss when you are two steps ahead of your crease and bang ! SIXER !!! You don't like being neglected at work place, in college groups or in parties, you stand up for once and suddenly you are a hero and people like you for the balls you showed !

All these happen, doesn't matter if you are reading it and shaking your head like it never did in your case. Just try recalling the times or better just wait for a month, it will all come hitting you in the face but of course in different ways.

You have to take chances, go by your gut feeling and then if you fail, at least you don't regret not taking a chance !

I don't even know why I wrote this post, may be somewhere inside I am happy, that I took a chance and so should you !

The Big-Inning !

2011-11-11T07:38:00.000-08:00

A thousand stories untold,

worth more than coffers of gold,

unbelievable as it may seem,

it's the reality, not a dream.

I woke up and I slept again,

uncovered myself and felt the rain,

not ugly shall it ever be,

I am the end and the beginning is me !

U.K so far..

2011-11-01T09:55:00.000-07:00

So it's been a month and a half since I had a nice cooked Indian meal or had a mosquito bite, but the worse thing is, I recently was bitten by a spider. The people who know me, know that spiders are the last thing on the earth, I am a fan of. But it's okay, I shouldn't be complaining, for the stay here in England has been pretty good and exciting in all regards so far. I don't even feel like complaining about the weather, coz people don't even get my jokes ! Recently I wrote on Facebook that, "I am supposed to be living my dream, but considering the weather in England, I am living my wet dream", and someone commented, "soon you will be living your snowie dreams", what the hell does that even mean !

I have been wanting to write a post since long, but I couldn't coz internet has dropped down in the constant priority list that I had for the last 6-7 years or so, socializing offline for that matter has climbed up the chart, in case you are guessing too much ! One of the best things about living in a place like this, is that you get to understand the human behavior more and more with each passing day. And the truth is, all the people in this world can be measured on the same level of emotional scale. It's been such a nice experience to meet people from all parts of the world, and when I say "all", I really mean ALL. China, Korea, Vietnam,Taiwan, Thailand,Pakistan, Bangladesh, Russia, Iran, Iraq, England, Australia, Russia, Ukraine, Turkey, Finland, Norway, Germany, France, Greece, Cyprus, Spain, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus, Denmark, Lithuania, Latvia, Ireland, Nigeria, Morocco, Somalia, Kenya, Tanzania, Ethiopia,Barbados, Ghana, Argentina, Brazil, Guayana, Mexico, and of course USA are the ones that I could recall right now !

Every single person from every single country has at least been 10 times nicer than what my expectations were. Specially all the European people I have met. Obviously sometimes it is kind of difficult to converse because of the language barrier, but they somehow happen to appreciate my sense of humor better than my Indian friends. So that works ! And here is a funny thing, you might think all the Chinese, Japenese or South Asian people look the same, but when you talk to them, you get to know how different they are from each other, but somehow I had a HUGE difficulty distinguishing among NRIs, they all look the same to me ! Which is kinda weird and unbelievable. All the guys have the same face cut and hairstyle, which btw is the famous crew cut and the same dressing sense. All the girls have a long face cut and straight hair and no I am not kidding !

The other thing is the accent, I simply love the various accents. There is so much to learn from the way everyone speaks, it actually tells you how do they speak their own language and also a lot about their nature. Some people tell me, I have an accent too but they are not sure what kind of accent do I have. But if I could copy the accents, I would start copying it from the very famous British one. I like the way, they throw a rhetorical question at you at the end of every sentence they say. For a person like me, who has grown up watching the American movies, serials and talk shows, has to be as fascinated by the British accent as much as the Americans themselves are.

Ohh btw, I have cooked more rajma-chawal in one month here, than I have cooked maggie in my entire life, that's a bit exaggerated but there is absolutely no doubt that it's hilarious to call Rajma as red kidney beans here, no really ! I mean can you imagine yourself eating something that is called Kidney partly :P ?

The post is getting so long that I am starting to hate it and basically this is why I hate blogging. I can't bloody stop when I start, be it anything. But still cutting it here, with a neat pic on the city street taken one rainy morning ..

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Dropping the baggage, Moving on ...

2011-09-05T06:32:00.000-07:00

There comes a time in your life, when you just do not know what went wrong and then you look back and realize, that nothing did ! It was just a bad patch and of course one of those several ways of the almighty to force you to understand that, he can make you fall from a building while you are aiming for the sky. That, you cannot take life and its pleasures for granted, you cannot challenge the odds, you cannot achieve more than your fate and also before your time.

There were circumstances this year, which were not under my control. I couldn't have done anything to stop them from happening and while they were happening, some unimportant people in my life, whom I never met, just because of the simple reason that I never wanted to, wrote me off ! More than being annoyed at them, I was amazed to see how people can stoop to the lowest level of filthiness by rubbing their hands on the opposite side of the game, and sticking their two pennies in the matters that were non of their business, by acting like a high school teenager. Who calls you names, makes fun of your work, style, family, nature, ability, name and most importantly your existence ! I ignored them countless number of times, for so many reasons, for the people those who knew them, and their so called 'dear friends' now, had spitted a lot of venom against them. So I kept my distance and not to forget that, I never got good vibes anyway. But on a certain level, I also tried mingling up and being good at casual online chit chats. But turns out, all that was not enough. Suddenly, I became the bad guy, for the reasons that were either unknown to me or were too irrelevant and silly !

During all this while, the people who I have met or were friendly with, acted like it was all either my fault or grabbed a bucket of popcorn and watched the whole cyber mud-slinging episode.Which I ended from my side after it started getting dirty, coz lets face it, when it gets dirty, only the pig enjoys it ! I can't blame a person for misunderstanding me, if he has never tried to understand me, but I can for sure put all the blames on a person, who understood me for a long period of time and ended up misunderstanding me at the end ! Also I am not a person, who would tell my personal problems to 10 other people, when I already know that, half would just enjoy watching the whole episode, like it were 'The Truman Show' and half I abuse all the time, coz I believe they are bitchy, pretentious and bastards !

But putting all these incidents and experiences behind. I don't wish anything bad for all these people, just coz of the fact that, I think, may be it was all planned this way, may be it was nobody's fault and the whole episode was not transparent enough. May be everyone was right in his or her own way and every thing that they did, was a step towards the best. But having said that, I also know, that all these things can't be undone and If I were to start it all over, I would still do it the same way I did for the first time.I would still choose the same person and the same approach, over and over again.

Let's just say, I haven't forgiven the friends and I haven't forgotten the foes, but I have moved on, without any grudge against anyone. Because the matters like these, sound and seem silly to me now and in fact are. After all, I have FELT death, yes I have in a way ! I have seen the world turning upside down on the drop of a hat, I have seen major awful disappointments, I have been heartbroken, I had my share of lightening striking the same place over and over again ! In short I have seen how unfair and brutal the life can be. So I have become strong enough to bitch-slap the cat-fights with the back of my hand, but I don't think it plays that important role in my life at this juncture. Besides, everyone has graduated to a sense of maturity or at least I can sense so !

With all this, I just have to say that, without any baggage of disgust, guilt, pain or hatred, I am moving on, in fact I am moving mountains and oceans now.......

Are Ewwww a Bihari ?

2011-07-15T00:16:00.000-07:00

Warning: This Post might hurt your sentiments, please proceed only if you are capable of handling the worst. And if it does hurt your feelings, the author hereby, with due respect, states that, "He Doesn't Give A Rat's Ass"

How do you judge a person for the first time when you meet him ? Is it the looks? Is it the way he speaks ?or is it, the way he cares ?

Ummm No, it's the mixture of all that.

Yeah I bet it's a mixture of all that, PLUS the region he belongs to and this particular post is about 'Biharis'. Okay let me see your "ewwww" reaction on that ! Ohh, you didn't have one ? well good ! I still don't care..

Well dude, Biharis are cheap, have a weird accent, are violent and downmarket !

Says who ? YOU ! and if you are the one going "arghhhh, where's he pointing at", then YOU too !

When Russel Peters makes fun of Indians, some of you get so angry that your patriotism starts oozing out of your every tiny hair follicle. But the next moment you see a guy talking in a Bihari accent, you swear like either he put your pants on fire or played table tennis with your testicles. Why ?? did you not hear Russel also cracking that, "Americans, hate Iraqis. Iraqis hate Americans. But Indians hate Indians" Ohh you did, but your reaction was, "he is just being a douche bag with his smile like that, it's rude to call a South Indian,a mufo, just coz he is one, I mean a south Indian"

I don't see where this post is heading ! Well, I guess its heading towards the borders. Not the cliche, but the actual state borders. Why all of a sudden, I am taking a Biharis side, when I am myself from Bengal, No wait, I think I am from Assam, Shit I forgot I am from Delhi. Omg !! I do look like someone from Haryana, hehe kidding, I am from Nepal ! See, you thought I am from so many places,but had no clue that I could be from Bihar. Yes, I am ! and not shameful even a bit about it. Why should I be ? You make fun of us when we utter English words? Bitch, I can kill words and murder alphabets the way you won't even understand ! you make fun of the way we look? I might be gifted 10 times better at the same. You think you a have been brought up nicely? you should have seen the way I have been brought up. You think you are smart? I might be the smartest in the game! Overall I might be way better than you, in every field that you have an illusion of being better than me.

But

Did I make fun of the way you dress up with maroon pants,yellow shirts and a golden neck chain, in case you are a telugu, did I make fun of your lungis and white Tikas Tamilians/Mallus ? Did I make fun of your Turbans Punjabis ?

Did I have a disgusting laugh when you pronounced, 'simply' as 'zimply', Mallus ? 'Biscuit' as 'Biscuitaaan', telugus ? 'Batman' as 'baitman', gujjus?, 'Subway' as 'Shobway', Bengalis? 'Buisness' as 'Binnay', Jatts?

What is wrong in saying "hum ayenge"? when Bengalis can call the samething as"hum ayega", Marathis can call it, "Mai ayega", Hyderabadis can call it,"Main aathu" a Goan can say, "Main aayinga" and well Assamese can mix yup genders and can call it,"Main ayegi". It means the same damn thing, doesn't it ?

Biharis misbehave with girls? Well look at Delhi and the number of rape cases it has and compare the same with Bihar. Biharis are beggars? then you haven't been to Hyderabad yet, any person walking beside you might just ask for some help !! Biharis are gundas ? Not as much as the Mumbai ka Bhai log ! Biharis are cheap? well they don't fight for 25 Paisa like Bengalis and Marwaris. Biharis aren't systematic? yeah then probably you haven't been to Manipur yet. Biharis are loud? Not louder than Punjabis. Biharis are uneducated ? Well don't even get me started on that. Biharis are slow learners? Don't even get me started on that either !

Its not that I am trying to prove hard that Bihar is the best state to live in or Biharis are the best Indian breed of people. I am just stating the fact that all the states have equally good and bad strings attached to them. But picking up on one state and its people, symbolizing all of them as the cheapest breed breathing, is neither right nor sane. How does it feel when Americans call Chinese people Asian and confuse Indians with Pakistanis and treat them both like Pakis ? It doesn't matter if you are from Patna or Pathankot, you all look the same !

Nopz, the word 'Bihari' isn't a slang for me but if you use it like one then, fuck you! and if you are a Bihari, and ashamed of being called one, then fuck you too!

Having said all that, I don't appreciate or take side of anyone from Bihar spreading anarchy, bureaucracy, redtapism, filthiness, hostility or any abnormal and unacceptable form of disgusting act that not only maligns his image along with the state but also of the people who have nothing to do or will never have to do anything with it !

P.S: If you have been offended, keep it to yourself. There was a warning on the top, you should have read it. Idiot !

Life as we DON'T see it !

2011-06-19T05:13:00.001-07:00

So you think, it's all unfair with you ? Don't you ? and that is because you failed your silly little exam. Coz the computer gave up on you or the pencil lead broke or may be the autowala's tyre got punctured and you couldn't make it on time.

Nope, I don't, I have worse happening in my life!!

Ohh well !! let's see, did you pass at the time of recession and you are still struggling your way to settle down nicely ? but you can't, coz now you have a year gap or two ?

Neh, I had a break up, my gf got married,my family thinks I am a joke, they fired me from the workplace and I now I have the self-confidence, the size of a dust particle !

Hmm okay, well here it is, "I am sorry, I feel bad for you and now there is nothing you can do to fix it".

Yeah, well it's a lot easier when you are at the preaching end, you know ?

I do know !! but hey, here's a thing, you are alive, aren't you ? your fingers, limbs, brain, liver, kidneys,lungs all intact and working fine, isn't it? you are in your 20's and you aren't in a jail neither do you have AIDS ! Your mind is as sharp as it was before and your body as adaptable as you have made it over the years. In short you are alive and capable !

So ?...

So, Feel The Gratitude ! Thank god for all this ! No I mean literally, Look up and say "thank you god, you have been kind to me."

and then what?..

And then I will tell you to mean, what ever you said just now. Because you aren't my 26 years old smartest cousin bro who died in an accident, you aren't the uncle who is being diagonised with the cancer and surely you aren't the guy who was hit with a hammer and lost all the memories.You are just a normal guy and you had a little downfall in your early life and if you can't deal with it right now, then you won't have a story to tell your kids !

Ohh !!

Yes and you get whatever you have thought of all your life, the universe works that way, if you think negative 24x7,you will end up being the trash forever. If you aspire for the horizon, you will at least get the feel of it.

Yeah but I did not attract all these in my life, I mean why would I bang my head on the wall ?

You know, I will have to be a little bit harsh in your face, and say YES you did get whatever you thought of or at least you always thought of what you did not want to get. To cut the long story short, you have become what you always thought about !

So, now what ?

Now, change your habits, be positive, smile no matter what, say no to negative thoughts, attract goodwill, smile no matter what,have the faith, strive for the best, smile no matter what and yeah more thing smile no matter what !!! Yup that's about it !

Ohh !!!

Let Bygones Be By Guns !

2011-05-10T00:06:00.000-07:00

Hover over my head, run in my mind, days and nights,
cover my thoughts, sign a plight and shine in the fights.

Tell me the tale of the Princess when her beloved was gone,
The cold hearted prince bogarted her feelings with his heart-bone.

Giggle, Wiggle and point out how I ate the sour grapes,
Hide the smear of your tear, behind your pink drapes.

Give me twinge, give me pain or strain, else I will have to fake it,
Give me curses, give me sick verses, else I will have to take it.

Burn the trust, be the first to throw the dust on him- 'the mystic'
churn your lust, let it burst, you don't wanna become the victim of statistics

Massacre the body, with the rose that you gave me, made up of iron
Murder my peace of mind and a piece of mine, with the silence made by a siren

Kill the realms of the dreams, hold your breath and smash it,
Before it dies, take the torch of time, look for the past and flash it.

But,when it will all be about to end and the seconds are left a few,
I will straight look into your eyes and smirk like I was the one for you !

To, The dasholes !

2011-03-19T08:50:00.000-07:00

Alright stop smirking !! It reminds me the smug look of a Toad breakfasting on fat marsh flies. Yes !! you being the toad, coz you look like one. So, when you type bullshit or utter bullshit, all I can read or hear is "Turr Turr".

If you already feel this blog post is targeting you, then read it till the end. I am sure you'll not be disappointed, coz man, I don't know what your problem is, but I am sure even you can't pronounce it. Hence all I can do right now is make you understand that either your sense of humor is obsolete or your sanity is down market. You don't outsmart me or anyone for that matter, matter of fact if you were twice as smart, you would still be shamelessly and arrogantly stupid ! And come out of the illusion of being funny Mr,those unfathomable jokes would even confuse you if you read them after sometime coz the truth is, you did not understand what you actually meant when you cracked them up. Like it goes "if you think you are a miracle comic, then it's a miracle if you are comic."

Gah !! with qualities like these, you are at every damn place. Carrying 'that' cocky face, posing like you are the ultimate womanizer, talking like every line of yours is a punchline, commenting like you are THE man and everyone else is a loser.Basically, on an average you are one narcissist asshole out of every 30 odd people in this world.

The funny thing is, the moment someone praises you, you become the Batman and he becomes the Robin, you the Captain America and he the Bucky and the moment someone crosses you, you become the Superman and he the lex Author, you the Spider-man and he the Green Goblin, you the Batman and he the Joker. Getting the drift ? But forget fictional characters, we are human beings, what are you ? a raccoon ? coz you look like one ! Had it not been for this fake world, the illusion of you being listed among the "who's who" for any shitty category would be questioned by "what's that?"

I see you on FB, on blogsville, on the streets, in office, inside the lift, inside the parking lot, in a mall ,in the lobby, basically every damn place. You have infinite faces and all of them are ugly with a capital 'U'. But here's the truth, we don't take you serious. It's not that we don't like you, it's just that we hate you. Period !!

Give Narcissism, hypocrisy and cynicism some respect, else I have no freaking idea, how will you react if you start feeling the way you look !!

P.S : I hate you !

Just another post :-)

2011-02-10T09:32:00.001-08:00

The last time when I scribbled here was in Aug '10, it's been 5 months and I have never ever been detached from 'Blog Vibes', for this long, ever since it came alive. It's not that I have been so busy in my life, that I couldn't take out even half an hour to put up something gibberish, It's just that I did not feel like blogging. It felt, as if there is no need to write and let the world know what exactly I was going through or was thinking, coz nobody cares that deep, nobody thinks for us as much as we do for ourselves, nobody would be there forever, in fact sometimes I think, even if I had deleted the blog, it wouldn't have mattered to most of the people and it's not surprising at all !

But all these things aside, I am good and as a result have gained a few extra pounds :P

I measured my weight today and it's 75Kgs, phewwww !! My weight was constant between 60-65 since 7-8 years but then this is a good change, I guess :-)

I have also observed life closely in last one year, things that are important and are not taught to us during school days, things which we learn ourselves, things which life teaches us.

Life teaches us, in fact only life teaches us !

Whatever I learned in school or college never came handy whenever I was sad, happy, excited, afraid, curious or frustrated. I either only learned a new way to deal with it or used my previous experience to enjoy or get over any particular feeling. History did not help me, neither did Chemistry. All I am trying to say here is; while growing up, everyone around us including us, are so ignorant about the harsh realities of life, that we just confine by wish or by command to only the interiors of what we can represent on a piece of paper. No one tells us that there would be grown up monsters who would act sweet on our face and back-stab us and eat us alive the moment we start feeling that they are nice. No one tells you that anything but trust is to be trusted if you are in a relationship. No one gives you heads up if YOU getting screwed benefits them even a penny. No one is pure, no one is sane and no one is noble, It's just that some people are close to being one and rest are far from being the same !

The come back !

2010-08-22T07:27:00.000-07:00

How could the life end up having such an ugly face ?

How could the life in life vanish without a trace ?

Supreme it is, is it brighter than a fading new moon?

Surreal it is, is it snowing in the mid June ?

Sometimes its forlorn like an old and a dieing man.

Sometimes it outshines everything like a gold and a diamond.

When it ends, it ends with a painless slaughter.

On the verge of getting finished, it starts a new chapter.

The walls are caving in, it could collapse any minute,

The grief is gripping, he has eaten the forbidden peanut.

Ugly as it may look, it has his demon here,

Silly as it may sound, he has to shout the truth in his ear.

One day he will rule the odds out and make himself proud.

Because there is a star shining behind every black cloud.

The World is a killer !

2010-08-12T03:40:00.000-07:00

I have been retrospecting a lot lately and as a result writing this post, and now before I forget what I am supposed to write (yeah high antibiotics and elephant size injections make u forget things like 12 -24hrs of your life) let me just WRITE IT !

When I was a KID I used to think; Grown ups are smart, grown ups are powerful, grown ups have money that they can spend on whatever they want to spend on, grown ups are sensible, they can tackle anything and everything, they don't face problems, they are serious people, they have a clear cut idea about everything, they are smart, in short they are just awesome.

We kids have nothing to be happy about, we don't even get to eat ice-cream whenever we want to, we can't even watch Tv whenever we want to, we don't even get toys of our choice,we often get beaten up too, in short We Suck. I will grow up one day and the world would be my oyster.

When I was a TEENAGER I used to think; Grown ups are smart, they are sensible and rational people, they won't back stab, if they lie they can't be caught, if they do something they will do it perfect, if they are mean, they will have a reason, if they have money, they will spend sensibly, if they work, they will work hard, if they love, they will love for real, if they kick us, then may be we deserve it, in short grown ups are awesome.

We teenagers have school tension, we have so many crushes and not even one of them interested in us, we have so much tension everyday from school to coaching to parents to siblings, we can't even play cricket all day, can't even pull an all nighter, can't even bunk classes and go for movies, in short we suck.

Hell I wanna grow up so badly !

Now I think; I was a stupid kid and an idiot teenager, I thought everything about being grown up is so cool. It's not even 10% of what I thought it would be like.

Kids don't hide things so that you get in to trouble but grown ups do, kids don't back stab but grown ups do, kids don't kick you so that you can't stand again but grown ups do, kids don't spend money on things that are harmful for them and for others but grown ups do, kids don't plot against you but grown ups do, in short kids are awesome.

Teenagers don't plot against you like grown ups do, teenagers have real fun even with so called friends, grown ups pretend to have fun with their so called friends, teenagers get crushes everyday but think 10 times before harassing them, grown ups harass their crushes the moment they have one, teenagers are happy with whatever money they have, grown ups can kill for money and still won't be satisfied, in short teenagers are awesome.

Yes ! I think being a grown up isn't cool, not that it brings a lot of responsibilities on your shoulders but because it exposes you to the world, where everyone is a grown up. Hence the world is mean, smartly-evil, desperate, sick, raw, unethical, somehow stupid, lusty, screwed-up, vulnerable and a killer !

I never.....But it's just !

2010-07-19T10:44:00.000-07:00

I never claimed that I am or could be that perfect guy,

But it’s just that I am a mirage of perfection and it will always die.

I never brought my emotions from inside out, knowingly

But it’s just that my eyes say it all, without a doubt undoubtedly.

I never walked an extra mile to prove, that I am always right,

But it’s just that I pretended to run, even though my shoes were too tight.

I never achieved something intangible to get back my lost self-esteem,

But it’s just that my nightmare had turned in to a beautiful dream.

I never attempted to sing that best melody of all time,

But it’s just that my own verses sing to me with the sickest rhyme.

I never knew, all this while I was killing the life’s flow,

But it’s just that I thought, life was a boring one night show.

The New June

2010-07-02T22:52:00.000-07:00

The last time I blogged was when probably Limp Bizkit was a popular band, Mobie and Obie sounded like an Oxymoron in "without me" and perhaps B.o.B a.k.a Bobby Ray was trying to be the next rapper coming out of 'A' town. Errr...let's not exaggerate, all I mean is, I wrote a post more than almost two months ago and it's been hell of a journey since then. Like a roller-coaster ride, it went high and then dropped and went high again. Shocks, surprises, events, parties, betrayals, insults, ecstasies, meet ups ...well you name it and I had it !

But but, lets not forget that June brings my birthday and has hardly been nice to me ever and the fact that I don't celebrate my birthday obviously doesn't help either. But this June had much more than I could have thought of and if you are someone who is reading it and nodding along with it thinking, "ohh well I know, what you talking about !" then let me tell you...NO you DON'T know what I am talking about even if you are god !

In case you still don't know then let me tell you, that I have now met all my SFT buddies and It has been awesome :-) .There is a slight change in my future plans. Yes I took a huge decision, but since you were not aware of my previous plan, this new plan won't interest you either, so chuck it. I also have realized that it costs more than your brain to understand someone. Well, I wanted to write a lot of things but it's like I have lost my writing appetite or someone just took away my writing ability. I just can't write these days, else why do you think I took so long to update this post and started with those shitty lines which you just read.

Anyways, other thing that is keeping me alive is EMINEM's new album 'RECOVERY', which was supposed to be 'Relapse-2' after 'Relapse' and 'Relapse-Refill'. But things changed for good and this album is a kickass product. HE is back big time, I mean the moment the official video of the song 'I am not afraid' leaked on youtube, there were 10K views in a minute and now it has crossed some 37 million views post release. I have been listening to all the songs day night and I don't know which one not to like. I mean the flow, the lyrics, the beats, the anger,the darkness, the variation (without any accent, remind you), the punchlines, It's a hell of a collection with so many artists contributing to it, from Rihana to lil wayne to Pink and everyone doing an awesome job.This whole album concentrates on Proof more than any other else. Eminem gave tribute to him posthumously, in relapse too and now this is the second time he has done it. The legend has also been declared as the Best-selling artist of the decade and of course that makes me happy :)

Phewww, I read whatever I just wrote and now I realize I can't write :( Read and comment on whatever shit I have written above, only if you are jobless, else I am sorry I wasted your time...blah !

Piss of mind !

2010-04-28T12:42:00.000-07:00

Does it ever happen with you that, you are pissed at something/someone, you don't discuss it with anyone and then you kind of forget it after a few hours.BUT YOU ARE STILL PISSED. Your friends go like, "hey what happened ? you okay? you look like you just stepped on dog's shit !" and all you can answer is " yeah I am okay, of course duh !" then some more friends bug you with the same question and then your family members and of course some of your colleagues, who have only limited stock of words like 'Hi' and 'Bye' for you.

Some of you must be wondering, "jeez ! he doesn't remember why is he pissed? what a loser !"

and I am sure some of you must be thinking, "ohh yeah ! yea yeah yea, it does happen with me but you just said it, you are damn right",well yeah thank you, most of the times I am, but you guys realized it just now...LOSERS !

But the point is, It does happen. With me it happens a LOT and I know a few more people who face the same problem.Quick agitations,unreasonable mood swings, severe depressions, irritability,self-loathing, concentration problems, loss of interests, unexplainable headaches, abnormal aversions. well,Been there, been that !!

I don't know what is it called, but Bipolar Syndrome sounds the closest of all. It is very common in 20 somethings. But well, when you are facing it, all you want to do is; jump from a suicide point, shout at every random person you see (kids, aunties, grown ups,blinds, dumbs, retards well yeah everyone), slap anyone who argues or is tooooooo polite,kill for money,fire bullets,throw your dinner plate away, kick an ass (figuratively, literally and metaphorically), punch glass doors,abuse loudly, curse and be meaningfully mean,eyeball every bitch,show middle finger to every jerk, get doped, be dead sarcastic and well yeah of course murder 'that' person !

If you are wondering how often it occurs and why it occurs, then let me tell you..it happens in series and sequences, morning, afternoon, evening, night, it just keeps getting accumulated and then when you get up the next morning you look like a fucked up zombie and your attitude worse than a psychopath. It takes sometime to get out of the system and by the time it gets over, it has already taken a lot out of you.

P.S : FUCK as I wrote all this I am getting in that zone, for more than one reason !

7 Random Facts !

2010-04-14T13:13:00.000-07:00

It's almost been a month since I wrote a post and the messed up part is that I wanted to write almost every single day during this time. But then this bitch won't let me write anything,coz she is a bitch and thats what bitches do.I am talking about 'Writer's block' btw.So,I will write something gibberish, not out of any box or closet. I remember Harshita's tag, to reveal 'seven random things about myself',I don't understand why it is 7 ? why not 10, 12 or 9 ? Is it may be coz 7 itself sounds like a random number ? Well, I have already done that tag but doing it again, Coz these are not PRICE TAGS :P :)

So everything is gonna be random about this post, now dun give me that random look :|

(Pahla Nasha). I have a list. Wat ? really ? yeah not to kill a few people before I kill Ghajini kind of list, but a list of Do's and Dont's in my mind and If my do's fall in the Dont's and vice versa at times, then it results in a turmoil in my brain which in turn reflects on my face. Sigh, sometimes I don't know how to end long sentences.

(2D). Sometimes I really miss me, Well that sounded weird and spooky..isn't it ? yeah coz may be everyone likes you the way you are, but for me, I define duality (may be coz i am a Gemini?). I can't be the same person with everyone, I need to change myself every now and then, but that absolutely doesn't mean that I fake it. There are just more than one side of me, the dark side, the bright side, the fun side, the vague side, the nice side, the bad side, the list is endless...The more number of people I meet, the more number of sides I carry. Talking about multiple sides..am I a Polygon :O ?

(3 Idiots). I am superstitious. I don't believe, I just wrote that. Okay lets move to the next point.

(4 Square). Just like Harshita mentioned, I am a commitment phobic too..I might just reach on the verge of committing and then change my mind. How sick of You :O ? Yeah I know, thats is what you are thinking but then I won't commit unless I am 100 percent sure, be it anything and fake commitments, well nothing worse than that in this world.

(5th Element). I have a lot of gyaan for the whole world, a few unconventional, a few practical but it all does make sense to me but,I can't shout shit and risk it, Give a damn ? I don't know what the damn is to give it. Seeeeesshhh ! RAP instincts ruling at 2:30A.M,something seriously wrong tonight, amavasya ? :|

(6th Sense). Well this point reminds me, that my sixth sense does work a lot of times, but the 'dilemma' is again a bitch. I mean c'mon if I sense that something bad will happen if I go somewhere, then why does this bitch give me an option to go and risk that something.And then I have a doubt too, I do understand the signs, but I don't know what to do with them, Alchemist are you listening ?

(7th Heaven). Kids hate me, yeah ! I mean why wouldn't they ? If I ask a 3 year old "wassup ?" he will obviously tell me that the sky is up and the stars are up too :| I just can't make funny noises and entertain babies and Well, some grown up kids hate me for no reasons whatsoever :P

BTW what do you think about the numbering pattern ? Random, isn't it ? I told you ;)

FACES !

2010-03-20T10:38:00.001-07:00

In the last post I just meant that there are people who hate me for nothing and that's probably because they don't like my face or my traits. But trust me, I am happy in fact more than happy.It's just one of those lines (if you remember), which are true and applicable any day...

"Sometimes I hate myself in the mirror,

Sometimes the mirror hates me when I go nearer"

In simple terms, If you plot a graph between "Weekdays and how I hate my looks" the graph would be exponential or if you really want to break it down then put the values and check in y=e^x or for some decent weeks consider, m= 1 and c = 0 ..in Y=mX+C...WOW that wasn't simple, was it ?..

Alright, so after reading all the nice comments..I have to share a poem which I wrote LONG back, it's amateurish and not my type, but co-incidentally on a similar subject..

FACES

Sorrow in his face, wrapped in mournful trace,

he is poor and far from any worldly allure.

Luxury shines in his face, a winner in his race,

he is rich and far from any vulnerable itch.

Struggle in his face, he is a backbone and he is a base,

he is from middle class and he belongs to the mass.

Innocence appears in his face, can’t tie his shoelace,

he is a kid and a phase similar to whatever we did.

Stubborn is his face sometimes with a brace,

he is a teenager indulged in a superficial pleasure.

Responsibility in his face tucked in a formal dress,

he is a man and works as hard as he can.

Helplessness signs in his face, ready for death to embrace,

he is old, and his life could have been better than being on hold.

Shyness in her face and the beauty which you can’t replace,

she is a girl & if she were to be a gem, she would have been a pearl.

Toughness in his face and the power you can’t replace,

he is a boy and he is the synonym for joy.

Fc OFF !

2010-03-13T05:40:00.000-08:00

Since the day I started facing the outside world, I always faced a certain someone who did not like my FACE.

In kindergarten, there was this class monitor who would hate me for no reason. Once I was so happy to have the same colored 'Donald Duck' Instrument box with me, that I actually went up to him and showed it expecting that he will be excited, Kid's psychology you know ! But he gave cold shoulders and if that was not enough the very next period he complained about me that I was talking loudly in the class.

Then in class 5th my English teacher slapped me 10 times for a very silly reason, that I laughed in the class..but I was not alone, at least a bunch of 20 odd kids had laughed. But she picked me up, may be coz back then I was bald headed and I looked ugly of course.

When I came to High School, my games teacher hated me to the core. He would insult me in front of everyone, would kick me out of every alternate class and made sure that no one helps me out. Once I remember I got injured in the playground coz of a defective sea-saw and the injury was so extreme that my toe's nail came out,even though I was wearing formal shoes. Socks were all red and soaked in blood, but I did not cry, till the time the asshole gave a smirk and said "You got a nice lesson, I am happy now".

Then there were those senior guys who never missed a chance to bully me, that prick who stabbed his divider on my palm, the fat-ass who kicked me and pretended that it was a mistake and said sorry,the retard who pushed me all of a sudden and my face got bruised, the mocking meatheads, who made fun of me in 11th when I failed for the first time in Maths. Engineering Professors who intentionally screwed up my grades throwing me in to exceptional bottom cases.My team lead, my boss who can't see me having a better logic than what he has and hence screws up my QA reports. A few far-off relatives who always made sarcastic remarks when I tried something different.

Everything common with these guys are that, somehow they all did not like my FACE and I am not just saying it, I have gone through it. The very first day I meet someone I get to know that he/she simply doesn't like my Face hence my expressions and sometimes it's the way I talk. Some say I carry arrogance, some call it attitude some don't say anything but hate me, as if I kick their balls on a regular basis when they are asleep or as if I have taken out their kidneys and sold it for free.

Whatever the reasons may be, I know I don't come across as a very nice and pleasing person to everyone I meet and I don't think it's even necessary to please everyone. I told this to my friend and she goes like "haan teri shakal he aisi hai" so yeah, be it "ab meri shakal he aisi hai, change nahi kar sakta isse" so if you got a problem with my FACE, then F*C* OFF.

Not Everyone is good looking, not everyone is fair and charming, not all of us are the same. But everyone is beautiful the way he/she is and it's not their fault if we don't like their face, It's actually our fault that we discriminate on face-basis. But contradictory to whatever I just wrote I know a few people personally who have the most slapable faces in the world.

Don't let them say you ain't beautiful, they can all get fucked just stay true to you - EMINEM !

'D' graded !

2010-03-07T05:06:00.000-08:00

"Lectures 1-5 done ! Mugged up the whole chart from 6th, okay from 7th too,8-10 are pretty manageable. So overall first test chapters are finished. Since I did not give the second test I don't have any idea what shit is in there in those lectures from 20 to 30 and well, I am as ignorant about the last 10 lectures as they are about me. "

As I said these words I looked at my watch, it was already 9:00 P.M.

"Shit man have to get the xerox too from the girls hostel before it closes. You know they jot every single thing down, like EVERY single thing !! from the Historical dates to Biological fates" I panicked and the guy next to me adjusted his specs and replied "yeah I know thats how they increase the class average, Bitches !"

"Alright So I will get papers xeroxed and also Get the reference books issued from the Library" as I finished my last line the moron again gave me '....And Yeah I will be waiting on the edge of my seat to welcome you' look, adjusting his spectacles for the 10th time in a minute. Well, he was a typical breed of asshole which you usually find in all the Engg colleges. He criticized everyone in the world for everything they have done, are doing and are planning to do and his criticism always had the hardcore maa-bahen gali back up. In fact, on a given day the guy would have criticized himself for everything he did.

So I got the important last year's question papers xeroxed along with the keys, important paragraphs underlined,important pages and topics tick marked. As I crossed the common hall, I saw guys playing T.T, watching TV loudly, some discussing their last counter strike match's details, a few talking to their girlfriends in the corridor over the phone .

"DAMN the other branches !! Why only Biotech people have to suffer ? We lack unity, Girls increase the average all the time and we guys suffer. Look at these bloody computer science chilled out guys, they bunk 8 out of every 10 lectures on an average, sleep all night before the exam and each of them are as goosey as the other one is, still everyone has a decent CGPA....."

Yes the frustrated guy had started complaining again.

"Okay shut up, we hardly have 12 hours to complete the whole portion, but then have done it before, we can do it again, as of now I am in B grade If I crack two exams well then I will safely remain in B... even after an okayish end-sem." I reminded the guy and he nodded, but with an evil smirk.

We mugged till 3:00 A.M, "Okay I am exhausted will have something and come back, else the night canteen will get closed in sometime, you want something to eat?" I asked him and he took his eyes out of the book and they were red, hair all messed up, spectacles tilted..."No I am fine" came his reply.

"Yeah You do look fine, in fact you look as fine as a gang-raped-prisoner" I thought and gave an evil smirk in return. I did that on purpose but he perhaps did not notice or was too used to it. I had always hated this jerk and so did everyone, in fact my roomie always slept in someone else's room whenever I had an exam and complained about him the very next day.

I came back after having Maggie and coffee, I had coffee or tea only during exams to keep me awake. I still don't have either of them, they give me headache. Pretty strange? yeah I know !

I came to my room and the guy was sleeping on my bed with his legs on my pillow, butt facing the roof, head over a thick book and the horror of all the horrors, he was salivating like how a buffalo ruminates. I checked the book from a distance, and thank god it was his own book! I took out the pillow gently put it out of his reach and started mugging up more..and mugged from 4.00 a.m-8.00 a.m non-stop, did not try to wake that guy up. "If he doesn't score in tomorrow’s exam, then at least there will be someone who won't raise the average." I thought. Now that's what a competitive world does to you, you become selfish !

The guy got up at 9:00 A.M, looked at his watch and took 5 mins of nap more. I said softly and reluctantly , "dude get up, we hardly have 2 hours more" I actually wanted him to sleep till 11.00, but probably he did not hear anything, because after 5 mins he got up screaming and abusing everything and everyone in the world, including himself. "Why did not you wake me up man?" He was sounding as frustrated as Chetan Bhagat's main leads.

"10 times, yes 10 times I tried waking you up, but it seems you were in your deepest slumber" I of course lied. "But don't worry, I have almost covered everything up, Will teach you in the next 2 hours all the important topics and you can score decently" this time I meant whatever I said and the guy looked convinced.

He rushed to his room and came back with his toothbrush in his mouth and went on flipping pages madly, tried to rub the saliva from the book and I pretended not noticing all that. "Okay so look here, this is pretty easy and important they have been asking about Drosophila melanogaster's life cycle since 3 years in every exam and also polypodium's and angiospermic life cycles. They all can together fetch you 20-30 % marks for this exam I bet." I explained all the cycles to him, to make everything easy and I revised along with the guy till 10:45.

"okay 15 minutes left, I will change my dress, you also go and change, and don't forget to keep a pencil to draw the diagrams, last time a guy used a pen and the professor whacked his ass off and yeah you have to sit in room number 4 and I am in 3. so see you after the exam, best of luck." I wished him. The guy said "thanks" and left the room hurriedly without wishing me, as if only he had to appear in the exam.

I looked at the bed, it never looked so tempting. I looked at my watch, I had 10 minutes. "It will take 2 minutes to reach the exam hall and I know where I have to sit, so don't have to waste my time in searching for that hence I can afford to lie down for 5 minutes." I said to myself and went to the bed with 70 % of upper half of my body lying on it.

12:05 P.M, "My great lord, you had not given your second test coz you were not well and guess what? you just missed your third test for no reason at all. Now they can consider to give a make-up exam, for those who were not well during 2nd and 3rd tests separately, but it looks like you can give only one of the two exams. From B grade, I welcome you to D grade. Ohh !! by the way,the question paper comprised 90 % of whatever you taught. Thank You." The guy was happy and satisfied like he had the best sex ever.

"Okay shut the door properly as you walk out, cya in the evening" I said.

Peterosphy !

2010-02-23T07:48:00.000-08:00

There are a few things about this life which makes it funny, weird and ironical. I am not too much in to philosophy but then it is in my genes coz of my mom (whose a philosopher btw). I have seen a-little-too-much-enough (and whatever that means) about this life, to at least go ahead and write a post about it. I generally try not to bore my readers but then I can't guarantee about this post. It's not one of those 'YO' posts and neither those 'YUCK' posts which you see here normally. It's just a post Post which I will post, post which you can post your comment.

So here are a few things,facts, questions, in fact it's a mixture of a few questions unanswered and a few answers unquestioned...

1. Everyone comes in your life for a reason, irrespective of how small/big, good/bad, relevant/irrelevant the reasons are. But the answer to the question I am seeking for is,"What if you don't understand or refuse to understand what the reasons are?"

2. You run away from responsibilities and they run after you, they throw shit at you, you try to duck and someone else gets the shit & you run away clean. Next time the same person ducks after being chased by the responsibilities and you get the shit for no reasons whatsoever. It does get balanced ultimately.

3. You get a hair cut & the whole world notices, someone gets his/her wrist cut and the whole world remains ignorant about it.

4. Someone fails an exam and commits suicide because he is afraid of being called a loser and some losers make that as an issue for the next election and rule a territory.

5. Sometimes the life is so hectic that you don't have time to have a look at yourself in the mirror and sometimes the mirror is the only source of entertainment you have around. May be coz you need to take a break from laughing at others and laugh at yourself at times for a change.

6. There are times when a song reminds you someone and then the next moment there is someone who reminds you a song, both equally good, that someone and that song.

7. Someone leaves you and you miss him/her and someone one misses you, but you still leave him/her, so does that get balanced ultimately ? The person who loves you, makes you hate him/her and the person you hate, makes him/her love you even more. what an irony !

8. When you are right, others look at you and give you a mocking smile but when you are wrong and lame they appreciate your silliness and want to see YOUR mocking smile at any cost. I say take revenge, being Silly Rules !

9. When you are at your best there is no audience, but when you are below average they are ready with their video cameras on.

10. When something goes wrong no matter what, people are always there to help you, but when something REALLY goes wrong no one is there to help you, No Matter What !!

Now as it has become a fashion to write your favorite quotes at the end. I too have one to write for this post and it's one of those Coolest quotes that I have ever come across, for more than one reason.

In life go straight and turn Right - Salman Khan !

Don't Irritate !

2010-01-26T07:22:00.000-08:00

This post is dedicated to all the irritating people in the world. You people do your job so effortlessly, that it seems it's in you genes and I will have to meet your parents to confirm it. Man ! do you guys get paid for all the things you do ?or are you all naturally annoying ?

Trust me, it doesn't matter which society you belong to, it doesn't matter how big or small a group is and it doesn't matter how stupid or intelligent guys around you are, you will always have one JERK who misfits in your group and gets on your nerves. I have seen plenty of them everywhere right from my innocent kindergarten days to happy high school days to vulnerable graduation days to my working days. Sometimes I think about them and the activities they perform every now and then and I start wondering whether they do it on purpose to annoy me or is it something which is their life's motto ?

I can go on and on and on, about the things that irritate me like hell. But I would list a few for now:

1. Assh*les and assh*lisms : There are guys and yeah girls too,who go on giving their stupidest ever ideas every now and then which even a new born baby would reject. They either inhale stupidity and exhale the same or they eat stupidity in the breakfast and keep vomiting throughout the day.

2. The braggarts : They have a land on the moon, a palace on pacific ocean and a toilet on Everest. Once when I was in school, a guy in front of me went on swearing by his every member in the family that, when Sachin hit a sixer the ball came out of his TV. I mean c'mon I was just 10 then, but not stupid.

3. The irritating eaters : Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrp, Crunchhhhhhhhhh, munchhhhhhhh, and the ooom nooom ooom sounds while eating are so annoying, so so so annoying that I get annoyed by myself when I eat a crunchy cookie or suck a noodle end. But I hate people who do it even while chewing a piece of sliced bread.

4. The High maintenance club : It's bearable as long as a girl is like that but when a guy does it, I not only find it ridiculous but also feel like slapping him hard and there are guys other than Chandler who go for pedicures.

5. The interrogators : Why ? when ? where? what? who? which? Okay these are words to be used sensibly even when you talk with friends but I have seen students and even trainees putting all these words in their stupid doubts. I mean if 'X' is unknown then let him be, why do you care ? when there are so many other variables you can't find either.

6. The loners : They are so lonely and dull that even if you take them to the dance floor in a DJ night with 6000 Watt of rocking music all around, they would somehow manage to take a nap there also. I have a couple of good friends who are the perfect examples and I kick them all the time for being like that.

7. The sweeter than the honey ones : If you have someone like that in your life then go for a check up before you die being a diabetic.

and not the last but the most irritating of all is;

8. The ones who try to outsmart you/me : Yes I hate them and on a given day I can even kill them. Putting up an opinion is a decent thing but putting it up as if it's the only opinion possible is arrogance. People who are always under the impression that they are always better than the best, are losers . No one knows all the things in the world, you can learn from a 5 year old kid and teach a 50 year old man. So, if someone thinks that he is always better than the best, then he perhaps forgets that there is always someone else who's better is far better than his better. So he better be careful.

P.S : Like I said, I can go on and on but it will be too lengthy, so why don't you all put down whatever you guys find irritating ?

Exposed !

2010-01-16T08:12:00.000-08:00

I avoid writing posts when I don't have any special ideas in my mind, but then I also hate not posting for long. So what I will do is, take up a tag ..Yes I know it's so unusual me and I already see a few raised eyebrows. I will do a tag that reveals a few of my secrets, well actually 7 of them..Okay I see a few more raised eyebrows ..Great !!

Secret 7: When I was a kid I used to kick a lot while sleeping but the most embarrassing thing is that I used to hold the person's ear sleeping next to me.I absolutely have no idea,where did I get that habit from.

Secret6: I get bored quickly of anything, specially of whatever I write. Matter fact, I get bored of my creations as soon as I am done writing them. See, I am bored of 'secret7' and I am on the verge of getting bored of 'secret6'.

Secret5: I day dream a lot and I hate doing it. It only feels nice when you actually dream, but when you are back to the reality,it sucks more than the reality really does. Know wham sayin? :P

Secret 4: Whenever I listen to any song with a certain degree of Rage, I put my soul in to that and it does feel Awesome.

Secret 3: I haven't watched '3Idiots' yet and I am still ALIVE & KICKING, in fact I don't have any regrets and I am not even excited to watch it. I will watch it the day I want to, not when the whole world wants me to.Those People planning to leave comments like "you are an idiot if u haven't watched 3idiots" or on the similar lines are idiots themselves and yes I have all the comments and rights and wrongs reserved on Blog Vibes !

Secret 2: The way I sound or the way you picture me here, I might appear only 40-50% like that, if you meet me in person. But that doesn't mean that I fake it here, it simply means that I don't express things in real life the same way like I do on my Blogs.

Secret 1: I try reading minds, & if I connect well with a particular person I surely do an excellent job.

Let the Year Disappear !

2009-12-31T08:04:00.000-08:00

I will Put 'em chronologically, skillfully

& probably you will See, how woefully

they occurred, some were deferred,

but I preferred, to revert the way we were

supposed to, destined to or was I meant to?

To fathom, the uneven rhythm,

it was a ransom they owe to that anthem,

Scary, a wary scenario intermittently,

very like the Ontario scorchingly fuming,

but I am assuming, this all is ending.

If the bad gets going needs, then how bad the going leads?

If the Pro is all dead then is the Con all I need ?

May the pain disappear, May the fear disappear

May the disdain disappear, Man let this year disappear !

Tiny Peccadillo, result of head over heel oh!

consequently but admiringly, I nostalgically

say and ask, this is the dead end or is this end dead?

I Hit hard the bottom rock, absorbed the shock,

bounced back, pounced back on that shinning

sun,the ray of hope, that massive scope to explore

that hidden horizon, where lies in, the ethereal

rush, that serendipity,It's funny, I know it beforehand,

coz the Alchemy whispered and triggered

a sudden relief from the burden of grief.

If the bad gets going needs, then how bad the going leads?

If the Pro is all dead then is the Con all I need ?

May the pain disappear, May the fear disappear

May the disdain disappear, Man let this year disappear !

But I MEAN ...

2009-12-20T03:24:00.000-08:00

Hello Kids !

Today we will see how emotions can get misinterpreted in 'e-world' and also learn about the ways to save ourselves before they turn fatal. So please concentrate and try relating yourself with whatever I say today and I am sure by the end of this lecture a few of you will have a very strong urge to ask a few questions, but that's not a problem with me. Even if you are an MBA student who knows what communication barrier means or an engineering student who has some idea about subjects like technical report writing.Okay Class, No talking Please & for the next minutes try reading the lines and yeah jump in between them at times.

Lesson one:

Let's take up a very small sentence, "Did I say, you stole my thunder?" and now try reading this sentence again and again by emphasizing on one word separately at a time, like this, (here the capital bold letter words are the ones you have to emphasize on.)

1. DID I say, you stole my thunder? 2. did I say you stole my thunder?, 3. did I SAY you stole my thunder? 4. did I say YOU stole my thunder?, 5. did I say you STOLE my thunder?, 6. did I say you stole MY thunder?, 7. did I say you stole my THUNDER ?.

One sentence, 7 different meanings and yeah each one of them could turn out to be fatal, depending on what the situation is and how the person at the other end reads it. At the same time it also depends on how the person at the other end WANTS to read it (now that's a perfect example itself)

I know it's very common and obvious and we all have read about 'syllable and word stressing' when we were in high school, but by the time we came to college we forgot this and by the time we made an account on twitter, we started not giving any shit about it. But the fact is, that it conveys a wrong message.When you are talking about your tooth that is paining and the person other end is enjoying something as good as "people of Pandoras or Pindaris" they just don't get what you exactly mean. So better use this 'gyaan' in those times.

Lesson two:

"I heard about your injury, I am sorry". This plane sentence sounds and well, looks way too formal, isn't it ? So what to do? we should add up a few emoticons. Now if you are on yahoo or on any other chat messenger where you have various options to choose from, then Choose any of these:

1. :( or :(( are Apt for the such a sentence.

2. :-s or :-ss are considerable.

3. :O, :-w or :| are inappropriate and hence bad.

4. :P, :D, :), :)), =)), or ;)) are suicidal.

Emotions are better than emoticons, and that's a fact.The later one is just the substitute for the former, coz you can't talk and make faces when the other person can't even see you, right ? So do use them nicely and appropriately and if you have problems memorizing the codes ..then you know who should you consult, don't you ?

Lesson three:

"OMG, WTF, just happened" Now this sentence can be written in like;

1. OMG, WTF just happened ?

2. OMG, WTF just happened !

Now it's quite possible that if you put a question mark, then are you blaming and questioning the person at the other end, when you just meant that you are shocked. But it's also possible that when you put an exclamation mark, you did actually mean to ask him about whatever happened but by mistake did not use the correct punctuation mark.So in either of the cases, you won't be happy with the answers you will get. So use punctuations properly when you realize that the topic is hot.

Lesson Four:

Once I remember, a friend of mine SMSed me about a vital project report that he had made and and had shown it to me, and I ended up texting him, "Read you project again, will talk later." because I was busy playing counter strike and 2 minutes after that I get a text;

"WTF, I made the project with so much pain and you ask me to read again...you read it again and tell me what all corrections are needed and no I am not correcting them, you will do it yourself. you are also a part of the group, don't fuck it up"

I then replied " Dude, I Read (PAST TENSE) the project again, it's nice, I am playing CS, will talk later."

and he replied, " LOL :D, okay"

So kids, you know what I mean, don't you ?. I can go on and on about it, but then I have a feeling that I have written exactly what I wanted to say, in nutshell.

Any queries ? Raise your hand and one person at a time Please.

Without one !

2009-12-02T00:16:00.000-08:00

If your gain is my loss, then may be I am a loser.

If my curses are your blessings,then baby I am an abuser.

It's your mess,I won't clean it up,no I won't even dare,

As if I am only bad to shoes, and you are all heart-fair

I redeem you, yeah may be I am a little sick.

How can I blame you, my life is itself a kick.

I am sick of these games, don't play it anymore for god's sake,

was it me or was it you ? or was it a mutual heart-break?

The lights turn out & I am over like a one night show,

Look here's the reality, I am your friend-turned-foe.

Ain't it funny for you? but for me it's no-fun,

coz everyone's got a deal,but I dealt it without one.

On hold !

2009-11-02T23:00:00.000-08:00

Now Don't confuse, let's just trade shoes,
Feel how I felt, and see how I dealt,
all this while, with a fake smile,
See how I am on hold, since I just told,
you everything, that I had within,
every single line, that was on my mind,
since so many years, I was hiding tears,
It was never your loss, but I was always on a toss,
this both sided game, only had my name,
and a mere hope, that I would not get any shock,
rather a surprise, & this time the Sun would rise,
from the west, and god would be at his miraculous best,
or else I am just doomed, sulking in a silent room,
not even jealous, but cursing all fellas,
for making me do this, and hope for the bliss,
though they are all right, still I can't just fight,
this battle alone tonight, I need someone by my side,
till I am done with my life, and get customized,
with a new skin, and a soul that would grin,
for no reason, and for every season,
now you know what I mean, as I put this clean,
In front of you, I am all very true,
and it's not a myth, that a confession's death
is a major death, for that one pure faith.

How normal are you ?

2009-10-26T02:33:00.000-07:00

1. Did you ever turn the shower knob instead of the Tap Knob and got wet?

2. Did you ever shout, while listening to some song using your headphone/earphone, and you realized some 10 odd people are staring at you ?

3. Did some XYZ ever wave at you and you gave a friendly smile and greeted him back, but as soon as he left, you asked your friends, "yeh kaun tha be ?"

4. Did you ever, wake up in the dusk confusing it with the dawn and started getting dressed up for your school/work ?

5. Have you ever smiled at someone, who you thought knows you very well and he/she did not smile back, coz it was crowded and he/she was looking at someone hot and obviously of the opposite gender standing beside you ?

6. Did you, ever throw the chocolate in to the dustbin instead of the wrappers? and it goes worse when you throw the lighter away instead of the bomb ?

7. Did you try writing down something using a pen upside down ?

8. Did you laugh out loud remembering something, in a class/meeting when others are busy sweating their brain out?

9. Did you ever, ignore someone's effort to make a handshake unintentionally and after two seconds you realized it, just by looking at his/her embarrassed face?

10. Did you call someone on his mobile and started talking about all the alien topics to him in the world and suddenly you realized that, he is someone of the same name but not the one you wanted to call ?

11. Did you ever type your Password instead of your Username,when 2 people were staring at your computer screen?

12. Did you ever miscalculate the number of steps while using a staircase and gave yourself an unbalanced and shocking time?

13. Did you ever kick your enemies in your nightmares and someone (sharing your bed) really started crying, coz you did kick him somewhere, you shouldn't have.

14. Did you ever taste shaving cream and did you ever rub toothpaste on your face ?

15. Did you ever feel embarrassed after you shouted your friend's surname by which you always address him and suddenly his father, elder brother, mom and who else not, responded in chorus?

16. Did you ever abuse someone, thinking he is your best friend when he closes your eyes and later he regrets having done that, since he got his dose ?

17. And finally, Did you ever chat with Anurag Chatterjee thinking he is different from the blogger Anurag ?

P.S : Even after having done all that I would call myself normal.How normal are you ?

Rumors R Rawsome !

2009-09-27T03:23:00.000-07:00

A few days ago I came to know about something that I did, which probably would be the last thing on the earth I would do. Makes sense ? No ? Well I heard a rumor about myself. A drunk friend told me something that he had never told me before, but obvious. My reaction to the news was like this :O :O :O :O. Why why why would she say that ? I mean I would rather prefer to Jump off my own ass and die instead of doing anything remotely close with her or to her.

Then I realized ok, lets not overreact, after all it was a rumor and I don’t care. But two very important things which I should now know are:

1) Girls Brag probably more than guys.

2) Rumors about yourself either make you laugh or Piss you off. However in my case both happened. I was pissed off but then I managed to laugh too.

Now I realize that film stars, sportsmen are human beings too and we should respect their emotions. Poor guys, but yeah again I am not sorry for my Jokes on any Bai-sexual Ahuja.

So all of you reading this post please do share your RUMOURABLE moments, your one such incident may help a poor-rumor-affected-pissed-off-normal-boy, to gain serenity and sanity of his mind back.

I am sorry for not commenting and not posting recently, but I am suffering (still) from Writer’s block. It’s been so bad that I decided not to blog anymore in fact, if recently you have pinged me and I haven’t replied then just think that I was searching for the ‘HI’ word.

Oh, Btw today is Joie de vivre’s a.k.a Neha’s b’day ..so do wish her in case you know her and do wish her in case you don’t know her.Yes a compulsion !

V.O.I.D

2009-09-01T02:28:00.000-07:00

Damn the route & Damn the dreams,
it's all exploding, emotions corroding, People nodding,
It's all Slow lyka program loading,
complex lyka digital & binary coding,
I made a winzip rant, like someone unzip your pant,
this rhapsody will blow, lyk I.E 8.0
laughters, slaughters, innocence half there.
Luminescence, at the other side of the fence, no offense
but this z oh-so-dense, I sense, take back your non-sense
Go dance, enhance your moves, you prove, till u get it,
f'rget it, I hate it, I read it, I said it, I mean it,
I ain't not sardonic, not demonic , not a phony,
I just don't know me, I just don't know me.

I hated the ride, inside the void,
emotion's access denied & I lied that I never cried,
acted like a clown, with lips upside down,
I smiled to hide the pain, else coulda died
I tried, but the soul didn't reside on its own side, inside.

Gimme a pill of donepezil, No please no needle,
Lil I forget, that i cud still perform that drill, man it's no thrill
without that reckless kill, without that acclimation, strangulation,
of mental aberration, freakin hesitation, I learned a new lesson,
for this season, I dun need no more reason, I took my decision,
damn recession, no I ain't no dissing myself, not pissing on u man,
not missing my mind, just kissing the line, just reminiscing the time,
when i cursed nostalgia, I was so fragile ya ! I was so agile ya !
I was so volatile ya! lost within one mile ya ! Gullible I wasn't,
Malleable yeah but then lyka syllable in a word & lyka rolling pebble,
but yeah a rebel, they tagged me, I was on a spree,
for a wee, May be i was being me, now i gotta believe, that
I just don't know me, I just don't know me.

I hated the ride, inside the void,
emotion's access denied & I lied that I never cried,
acted like a clown, with lips upside down
I smiled to hide the pain, else coulda died,
I tried, but the soul didn't reside on its own side, inside.

DAMN-Burger !

2009-08-22T06:49:00.000-07:00

Shit, that meal was bad, I should have eaten something else, I mean anything that looked and tasted better than a khichdi prototype.My canteen has burgers and hot dogs, I should try that out tomorrow.Wait a minute I am hungry today, why should I wait till tomorrow. I will have something now,nice & sumptuous.

But what? Junk food ?

Ah ! I have vomited a few times after having it. I don't want to experience it again, I still have the last time's horrible experience imprinted in my neurons. But who cares? let's have a burger. He thought as he walked all sweaty and hungry plugged and lost in the numbers of his own world.

owww here comes the famous bakery, Let's agog the rascal, Appetite! he triumphed. "Gimme one Burger and a coke", he ordered."Sure sir, wait for 5 minutes", bakery guy replied. Ok, I will check out the crowd in between, he thought. He looked around & saw all families, tiny - twinies, a few wannabes and one good looking girl alone, texting on her celphone. Kewl, I should sit next to her table, he smirked.

"Here is your burger, and your coke sir" waiter said intervening his covert inspection."Thank you" came as the reply.

OMG ! what is this ? do i resemble an extinct giant mammoth? Look at the size of the burger. He was apprehensive by now. The girl after gazing for more than 5 mins at her celphone looked up, as waiter came up with her hot dog and coke. She thanked the waiter and looked at the guy. He also looked at her but then came back to 'staring at the burger routine' which he had acquired about a minute ago. Took a sip of coke and looked at her, she looked at me again, he thought. Once, twice, thrice, four times....10 times. Man she is staring at me ! What is her problem? I am not game with it, let it backfire on her,after all she started it, letz stare back. He gazed at her for 3 seconds, she probably realized the intentions and went back to her hot-dog basics. The poker face was minding her business till the time, He did not start eating his elephant size burger.

He took the biggest bite ever, such that his jaws got in to the cranky zone. Damn! it's hot, and now the cheese is coming out, ohh crap ! I got a lil of the sauce on my nose, I look like a clown, wherez the paper tissue? Bastards haven't given any ! Lemme get some , I am sure i will be requiring a dozen of them. He calculated and rushed to the counter to get the paper tissues, hiding his nose. As soon as he came back to his table the girl was laughing. Wow, god couldn't have fixed any incident worse than this to showcase that she is not a pokerface, he sulked. I will get my chance too, let her eat,I am all ready, he waited her to mess up her junk. She gradually unwrapped the hot dog and took a small bite, without making any mistake.

"Ohh snap ! hot-dog obviously has a smaller diameter than the burger, she cannot make any mistake unless she is an alien or someone from somalia.
SMART BITCH." He judged.

He was volatile by now, kept sipping his coke to fill the silence. It had never happened before. I hate anyone watching me when I eat, specially girls. Why did i take a table opposite to her? why the heck they don't make human size burgers? What she would be thinking by now? Ohh crap Still half of the burger is left and it resembles, India's map with so many union territory states lying far from the major states on the either sides. This moment has seized I should go else I will faint or she should go else she will faint coz the way I am eating. Several thoughts ran in his mind. Just to kill the time he plugged himself back to the ipod. ewww ! Kambhqt Ishq songs. Changed the numbers quickly.

He was all set for the second bite and took it, this time it was less disastrous. only a little portion of his cheek was painted this time. The girl, gave him, "It happens" kind of look and he shrugged.

He finished this disastrous damburger and gave, "I suck" kind of weird smile to the girl, and the girl gave him, "I guess you do" kind of smile back, or at least he thought so.

Hyderabadi Hindi Aisaich boltey !

2009-08-15T03:05:00.000-07:00

I promised in the last post, that I will be writing about Hyderabad's peculiar Hindi-Urdu mixed accent, so here I am with 10 awesomely-fantastically-mindbogglingly-hilarious-random sentences that I have come across so far :)

1. chhota tha dus wali leta tha, ab zara bada hua toh 20 wali le raa hun, aur zara bada hua toh tees wali leta hun, paanch rupaye mein shakkar bhi nai aati, shakkar ko chinti khaati, chinti ko maachar khata, machhar ko zhingur khata, zhingur ko chiplak (lizard) khati, chiplak ko chuha khata, chuha ko billi khati, billi ko kutta khata, hum sher hai, acche acche khane kha liye dakkar nai liye. Aaadha hyderbad baap bolta, kal se tum bhi yahich bolna.

2. Arey tu mazak nakho kar re bhai, mazak toh meri galli ka Razak karta.

3. 9 mahine se zayda amma pet mein nahi rakhi toh inlogaan khaahan se rakhengey boltun.

4. chhota tha ankkhiyaan nikal k ante khelta tha, zara bada hua toh ankhiyan nikal k gotiyan khelta hun, aur zara bada hua toh ankhiyan nikal k chharrey khelta hun. bachpan se anntey, gotiyan,chharey sabhi khel lete yaaron apan. Sale tumhari halat dekho, tumko maare toh inlogan hanstey, mere pe.

5. arey tumko nai malum, apan duniya k pappa hain, sale galiyon mein ghusney nahi detun, khali pahadaaan bataye toh. Sale yeh cheap category k local basti k secret logan hain. Chindi choran hain.

6. Hum Shanwaz hain, koi laundey pottey nahi hai, koi rumal nai hain jo haath poch k pocket mein daal liye.

7. Arey tu laaal wali Mercedez bhijaa nahko re baba, tu safed wali bhija re, mereko kaaamaan (work) hain bahut kaamman hain.

8. Kal Krishna-Oberoi mein party thi, party mein jaatey he, samney se mallika mili, Murder yaaaaron, ....tabhi logaaan mereko dekh k bole, inhe angreezi filmon ka hero dikh ra nai?

9. Sale 25 saal se Chaarminar mein baitha hua hun, apni bhi izzat hai yaaron, logaan salam thok k jaatey, yeh sale angrezaan haath lagatey re mereko, Maa ki kirkiri.

10. Salman khan, Amir Khan, Sharukh Khan, Ayub Khan, Sanjay khan, Arbaaz Khan, Sohail Khan, Saif ali Khan sab logan humko Pyaar se Emraan Haashmi boltey, mere saath wale Pilot ko John boltey tereko kya boltey bol ?

TERMINOLOGIES

Chiplak- Lizard
dakkar-burp
bolta- says
Amma- Mom
boltun- I say
ankhiyan- Eyes
Gotiyan/antey- Pebbles
inlogan-these guys
Chindi choran- Cheap thug
bhijaa-Send
Phadaaan-Mountains
Anreezan-Foriegners
Pottey-Dudes
Pappa- Dady
poch-to rub
Inhe-He
Maa ki kirkiri- A slang
boltey/kaithey-Say

P.S : The Picture is not a google image, I took it one morning ;)

I beg your PURSE !

2009-08-08T06:23:00.000-07:00

If I had a bank balance like, Bill Gates or Warren Buffet, then the very first thing which I would have done, was to give 80% of it to the Greedy Beggars (yes greedy not needy) of Hyderabad.

Hyderbad has the most number of beggars in India, and no I am not kidding. A survey result came up with this and I had read this news a year ago in T.O.I. Now, after that news I am pretty much sure that a few other aspiring souls forwarded their resume to 'The beggar association' and have successfully been recruited. The reason why I am saying this is because now every 3rd non-working person is either a 'beggar' or an 'engineer' or 'both' in hyderabad, it seems. The figures have increased drastically and dynamically within a year. Damn Recession !

Alright coming to the actual point, I am sick of every good looking & physically fit beggar, well versed with English,Hindi and Telgu. These guys posses 'ama-bloody-zingly' awesome talent to beg. Today I saw a guy in jeans and a shabby shirt asking for money in front of a bakery and People being kind, gave him some money. He waited for sometime and then with the 'speed of sound' (yes 'speed of light' is overrarted) went to the same bakery and ordered a burger.

Some of these guys even have their bank accounts in 'HSBC' and they are insured by 'ING Prostitute' as I see a lot of them standing and fagging in front of the respective buildings. If they come up to you and ask for money, you better give them at least Rs 10 note, else they will give you a $ 50 bill and you then will feel like a beggar. Sometimes It happens that I face the same beggar 10 times a day because they have their areas fixed. When they start begging in Hyderbadi-urdu-hindi mixed tone like this :

"kya kartey itta paisa le k, allah bhala karta humein khane k wastey diye toh. Haww miya, bheekh nahi maang rahe, do wakht ka khana maang raae...."

you feel like either giving him away whatever you ever had or put a KG of cotton in your both ears. Though I get fantasized by 'Hyderbadi-urdu-hindi' but listening it like this, sucks. I should probably be writing about such an accent in a seperate post.

Some beggars follow you up till eternity and I have seen them embarrassing 'Young girls' intentionally. The condition is so pathetic that you come out of your house and you will see a few of them standing irrespective of the what time it is, in front of your house. It's so unlike other cities where their population is restricted to Temples, Traffic lights and railway stations. The attitude they carry is 'Yo let's cut to chase, temme what big note you got and I am givin u the change u want". Man, After a few years a kindergarten scene will be like this;

Teacher : Bunty what do u want to become when you grow up ?

Bunty : Teacher, I want to become 'Pappu beekhaari', He is awesome. He works just in one shift, earns double the amount my dad earns and has all the rights in the world to assault young girls publicly unlike my dad.

I salute Madhur bhandarkar for showing the hidden truth in the movie traffic signal.

Begging plans anyone ?

1st year ?

2009-07-25T05:14:00.000-07:00

Senior: Hey you, Fresher ?

Junior: Yes Sir.

Senior: Don't you know how to wish your seniors ?
Junior: Hello sir.

Senior: Dude, I am not your friend, give a technical wish and bend or you can salute, and btw where is your dress code and why the hell you did not get your fresher’s cut hair style yet.
Junior: G G..Good morning sir! I don't know the dress code and I don't know what's Fresher’s cut.

Senior: wear formal shirts with collar button closed and third button from the top should be open. Don't dare to fold the sleeves, wear broad Formal pants, wear bathroom chappals and no celphones or watches allowed and fresher’s cut is a kinda military cut, every damn saloon knows about it. Get everything done and come to room number 308 by 9 P.M Sharp. We will have introduction.
Junior : OK sir.

This is a general first day conversation between a junior and a senior in an Engg/medical college. With the new sessions getting started, I recall my good old ragging days. It was fun to get ragged, and it was even more fun to take the revenge. I even ragged my own batch mates. Well some of them used to wish me all the time, thinking that I am their senior, So I obviously took the advantage of that. I learned a lot from my own ragging so, implemented and experimented all the fundas on my juniors (yes, girls too). I was obviously hated by the juniors because of that but I don't have any regrets as I never liked most of my juniors. Maximum of them were stupid, outlandish and arrogant or may be It's every senior's mentality.

"All the Seniors think that their university is going to kids"

Ok now back to the point, Ragging is an art, first of all it's called introduction. We did not violate 1956 act by A.P government under which Ragging is a crime. So under introduction we have several subtle categories and ways of knowing a person. It's important to know If a junior can:

1. Mimic a dog/cat/monkey/pig.
2. Pretend that he is driving a bike and take a whole round of the college with a girl at his back seat and the 'vrooom' sound coming out of their mouth.
3. If he can pass the 50 Paisa coin from his mouth to his friend’s mouth.
4. If he can Kick Warden's Door at 12 in the night.
5. If he can do a snake dance in front of the whole batch or can tell who is the tota/maal in his batch and get free comments/kicks.
6. If he can give his/her introduction in pure Hindi, Yes you should know that Computer Science is called 'Abhikalan Vigyan'.
7. If he can utter at least 10 hard core gaalis (Kaminey, saley,kuttey, harami are nowhere in the league)
8. If he/she can read out loud the barking tables ,e.g, 'voww x 1= voww', 'voww x 2 = voww voww' so on ......
9. If he or she can give answer some tricky questions such as "define SEXY" and the if he answers "Sexy is something you want to have sex with" he is not an engg for sure. The answer is 'SEXY' sounds like 'SEC C' so d/dx Sec C = sec C.tan C.
10. Similarly ‘1/tanX’ is ‘cot X’ and I won't describe how that sounds like.
11. If he can write down his branch's name using his ass as a pen and dragging that on the floor, even short forms workout like Electronics and communication would be ECE or computer science would be CS but bechare Biotechnology wale :(

Rigorous introduction has scores(thappad) involved and to deserve that, you need not do anything, it just comes your way at anytime. Then you should know that senior guys are your technical 'Baaps' and senior girls are your technical 'moms'. 3rd and 4th year guys are super seniors and faculties are *****. There are a lot of technical and biological things one should know about.

If you happen to be someone who has never given/done any rag-duction I Pity you.
If you are one of those who are about to explore the college life (especially engg or medical) best of luck.
If you are a senior, then do it on my behalf ..pleaseee.
If you are a pass out like me then just read this post and comment.

PDAs SUCK !

2009-07-17T06:35:00.000-07:00

Of all the turn offs in the world for me, PDAs would win the race of being the 'worst act' all hands down. It's way too overrated and it's a way to embarrass people like me. I hate PDAs like I hate 'SRgay', I hate it like i hate 'karele ki sabji', I hate it, like i hate getting up at 5 A.M. In fact if i have to name a girl child whose parents are PDA lovers, I would name her as HATE WINSLET !

No offense to anyone who loves PDAs, and by that i mean no offense to Nidhi, coz shez the only person I know, who accepts that she loves it and I don't give a tiny Rat's ass (okaieee, so god i hv started to sound like ROSS, Damn again!) to other concerned people reading this post. If you are one such kind, you have all the liberties and statues, rights and wrongs in the world to paint a picture about my character OR you can save your time by typing as "nice blog", "LOL" ,"nice post", "hehe" and similar-other-non-acceptable-disgusting-diabolical- comments, which i ignore, like I ignore vodafone's computerized calls. But the best option for the frowned-up souls would be to write down long anonymous comments, which again i would delete if I find it offensive. Now that's called a win-win situation.

The PDAs I hate the most are these (don't tell me, that i missed alpha,beta, gamma types):

THE FRENCHISTAAN PDAs : It has nothing to do with the French-Fries but it has everything to do with the French Kissing. The hands, while the process is going on, traverse all the way, that I would say, starts from France, passes and presses the frozen gulf of Finland and lands in Andaman and nicobar. It's a normal 'bio' and 'logical' process inside a room but in the open places, It sucks or may be I am a narrow minded guy. But at least I won't bake such kind of cookies , I swear by geeta, seeta or any margarita.

THE DO(N)'T-NET PDAs : These are the online PDAs, in which one party is a PDA-holic and the other party tries not to get affected even if he/she is embarrassed, coz he/she doesn't want to complain. So obviously keeps mum and instead of returning a whole "I love you" package, just makes random smileys or types either of the words in extreme circumstances as "Love XYZ" or "Yours XYZ".
THE DO(UGH)-NET PDAs: Now this one is the worst of all, and occupies all the positions in my list of 'thumbs down' from 1-10. I hate Blog world posts, dedicated to one's lover and surprisingly the name is mentioned and the lover comments back with even a bigger post or a comment. IMFAO, if the two souls are so desperately in love they aren not required to announce it to the world. Some flaunt, some want fame, some are attention seekers and some are just average sort of retards. The trend continues not only in blogging world it is on every damn networking site. I feel sorry for those who take it seriously, and by that i mean a lot of girls and a few guys. Guys doing such activities are perverts, at least 95% of them are. I have no hesitation in uttering the truth.

When I see tag lines like "I am here lonely without you honey" or "Baby my heart broke, fix it" or "I would love you even if stars don't approve" . I just feel like putting my hand in his profile, through the screen of my Samsung Syncmaster and taking his tongue out of his mouth and wrapping it around his neck so tightly that he dies getting choked. I mean why does he have to sound like he is the only Romeo the world has ever seen. When the fact is that he will drop her, like he drops his underwear every morning, if he gets a girl with a better figure.

PDAs Suck Or may be all Gemini guys aren't comfortable with it.

P.S: That's all from my side and I am sure that if you read between the lines, you have a lot to say too.

That WHITE BAND !

2009-07-08T05:25:00.000-07:00

I lost my lucky charm a few days ago, it was a white coloured friendship-band (the one in the picture). Call me superstitious, but it so doesn't feel right nowadays . A feel a void in my life, something is obviously missing.

After losing it, my life has become weird, Ironic, and abusrd, in fact ;

1. It's like, crossing a one-way road by looking at both the sides.

2. It's like, a 'C' Program with '100' errors but '0' warnings.

3. It's like, when you sneeze in the traffic and press the 'accelerator' instead of 'breaks'.

4. It's like, a guy excited by 'Article 377' sharing a bed with Angelina Jolie.

5. It's like, playing a CD in a Tape Recorder.

6. It's like, when your Celphone rings loudly & you are faking a talk.

7. It's like, a Twitter application on Facebook but accesible by Orkut.

8. It's like, Eminem Singing Gulshan Kumar's Bhajan.

9. It's like, when you try to spit from the window of a running Car and you spit it on your own face.

10. It's like, holding a pen upside down and trying hard to write.

11. It's like, Stepping on a Dog's Shit before meeting your date.

12. It's like, a guy giving a girl's proxy and vice versa.

13. It's like, 100 comments on your 1st post and 0 comments on 100th.

14. It's like, getting a deja vu that you had a deja vu.

15. It's like, Waking up yesterday and sleeping tommorow.

16. It's like, Joey saying, "kaisaaaa challllll raha hai" ? instead of "how you duuuoin?".

17. It's like, Watching Spiderman-3 in Bhojpuri.

18. It's like, 'a-Shit-4-Tat' turning in to a seedha-sadha, puja-paath karney wala blog.

19. It's like, Me exgaggerating my post over a lost white band.

20. It's like, you reading the whole post sincerely and trying to figure out the logic and now making faces.

Celebrating 365 days at your nearest blog !

2009-07-04T00:20:00.000-07:00

someone said..

"We all have our time machines, the ones that take us in the past are called memories and the ones that take us to the future are called dreams."

I am goin down the memory lane and I see one such year of goods AND bads, goods OF bads and awesomeness. Yes exactly one year ago I started blogging, made friends, commented on blogs, LOL'ed, read like a dog, felt happy, felt numb, got ideas, got compliments,got awards, had controversies, had arguements......phewwwww !

It's a journey and it's better than the destination,I can't sum it up in words. Without any hesitation, I have an urge to shout that,

"BLOGGING IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME IN THE RECENT TIMES."
&
"BLOGGERS ARE THE BEST SPECIES FOUND ON THE e-WORLD"

1 year, 57 posts, 2 blogs, 42 followers, 21 awards, may not seem that great to so many giant bloggers out there, but it surely means a LOT to me. I post once in a week on an average, but I have seen blogoholics post twice, sometimes thrice a day. So the statistics doesn't sound clumsy in this regard.

I wish I could write down, every single blogger's every single contribution that meant a lot to me, but I guess I will have to devote another year, for just preparing the list. So I think may be I should just mention my 'I CAN'T' list and the reasons for the same.

I CAN'T just wait to see the updates of: Abhinav (fun factor), Mads (X-factor), Nidzi (routine factor), Harshita (truth factor), Neha (creativity factor).

I CAN'T just wait to see the comments of: Amrita a.k.a i'll try to be truthful (genuiness), Harshita (huge honest remarks), Mads (expressions through smileys), Abhinav (truthful-one-liners), Nidzi (typos and that makes us alike), Chitwan (free gyaan), Vinnie (unique), Neha (Brat-ish and straight).

There are a lot of people I have not mentioned, just beacuse of the reason that the descriptions were on the verge of getting repeated.They are equally important,without their comments and blogs I wouldn't have been able to survive for a whole one year.

Bhawana,Ams,Pallav,Chriz,HP,Prachi,Trinaa,Crystal,Prianca,Mehreen,Kajal,Akansha,Sarath,
Farah,PJ,Rakesh Avin, Dr.Acula(I dunno her name),ankita,Sugar-cube,Thoorika,Divkiran,Sawan,Pooja,Vinayak,shruti,Ishani,Anurag,Amith,urv,kochu,shaunak,
mahesh,anand,mehreen,mayuri,stephan,the trooper,Vemuri,abhishek,aqua girl,Mayz,bhanuja.....The list is endless.

Thanks to everyone, who commented on this blog for even once.

P.S: To make this one year old kid happy, bring the gifts along :)

I vs ME

2009-06-26T10:13:00.000-07:00

I : Ha ! look at you and your mournful, disgusting, pretentious fucked up life.
ME: What ? I am just a little sad & It's a phase it will pass.

I: Really? Whom are you kidding? You know you are shattered and there are not even slight indications that you will bounce back.
ME: Of course there are, I have a purpose, else why I am alive?

I: Dude, Your spoon feeding phase has passed long back, look around, pinch yourself harder, and if you can't guzzle down the reality then just get a gun or a broken glass or something and finish the journey.
ME: Wtf ? don't I get any credit points for my drudgery or achievements ?

I: Drudgery? Yea that sounds so unlike you, you are a lazy bum waiting for the things to happen on their own, while you indulge yourself in superficial pleasures.
ME: Okay, may be you are right, but I have been kind and nice to some people in the world, doesn't that count.

I: You think ?LOL, you made me laugh, what is up with you?
ME: All right, so you mean I should be a selfish soul henceforth.

I: Eh? I think you already are, somehow, somewhere aren't you?
ME : May be, but then that's because of you and your evil side, I keep blabbering all the time in my poems, in fact I wrote one goddamn poem for it.

I: Ohh! don't treat me like a backpacking, cyphering, cribbing devil. If you have issues, then why don't you overcome it instead of breaking your own head along with mine over this.
ME: I tried but with every step I took it became more complex the problem is perpetual or may be it balances you and me.

I: So now what? will you be like an ordinary, ambition less, crawling insect along with zillions of people out there? You had a dream, a dream to make it big right? Or something similar I heard.
ME: I still have, and will you please stop questioning me this, I am already dead and tired seeking the answers.

I: Opsssss Sorry ! I think i hit the head on the nail, Yea a massive hit indeed!! Look at you, will you sob now? I want to see how boys cry?
ME: Yes, May be, alone, sometime !

I: Will you put the blame on your family members and friends?
ME: No, why should I? They are great, they will always be, I suck, No wait ....You suck.

I: Owww !! Do you see the light at the end and a tunnel broken midway ?
ME: I Don't believe in seeing anymore, I believe in doing.

I: YO ! Mission accomplished.
ME: what ? what did you say ?

Mixed bag !

2009-06-23T05:48:00.000-07:00

When you are bored and bored and yes Bored then you type rubbish, iterating one particular word. Ohh!! I think I did something like that just now. Ok, cut the crap ! I am bored (damn, again the same word !) to the core. As a result I had a hair cut.yes that's lame, I know but I couldn't think of anything better. So they gave me a ceaser cut, with more defined front hairlines and intact sideburns,basically a low-care contemporary look. After the cut, It so happened that whoever saw it, either said I look like an idiot (as if idiots have a particular hair style) or I look like a kid of 8th standard. But I have my own laws:

Peter's First Law: 90 Percent of the people ridicule your hair cut the very first day.

Peter's Second Law: 70 Percent of them start liking it after a week or so.

Peter's Third Law: At least 90 percent of those who liked it, go to the same saloon to have an exact cut after 10 days and give you no credit at all.

I know after reading this, people would either say,

"Hey upload a pic of your new look, LOL"
or
"Ha ha ha,I agree/disgaree with your laws, but I want to see what's the fuss about."

So for all you excited straight people and Karan Johars, here are my BEFORE and AFTER hair cut pics, uploaded on Photo-balti. You can see it, ridicule it and have the same cut, but do gimme the credit and Female bloggers if you like Barkha Dutt, you can try it too.

2 AQ and 8 AC series of Rs1000 are not accepted these days. Many people don't know this,specially Forgeiners. So a french couple at CCD, after gulping a gallon of coffee, as if, had it for the first time, gave a Rs 1000 note of '2 AQ' series. But CCD boys did not accept it, and could not explain the reason either. So they turned up to me and asked in English and French combined, that I would rather call as 'ENGLICH' or Shiney Ahuja can call it
'BAI-LINGUAL' conversation.

"Bonjur, Your countaree notee, 1000, they not take,why ?"
I said "yeah there is some problem, even banks are rejecting such notes"

Then they uttered something in French, probably,some maa bahen gaalis to our gov Or something About my hair cut. Damn! I am too apprehensive.

Je veux apprendre le francais :(

Replying to the comments have become a tedious job, after every two seconds, a messege pops up, saying: "jCarousel: No width/height set for items. This will cause an infinite loop. Aborting..." on opening any pop-up window, Don't think I am not commenting intentionally. I will fix this problem soon, I just bought a Fevi-quick for this (can you crack a better PJ?)

Despos !

2009-06-16T11:55:00.000-07:00

No this Post has nothing to do with 'Shiney The BAI-SEXUAL Ahuja', It's all about the despos with slurping moves and drooling eyes breathing around us. It includes females too,yes I believe in equality. I have seen girls complaining, that how they get pissed off even when a guy as Docile as 'Virendra Shewag' (who only listens to his mother), said "Hii" to them. However they don't mind a Desi wannabe Ricky Martin Singing "I am the desperado, underneath your window" for them. Some real Despos belong to these following categories.

THE TECHIES: Those who use these social networking sites, as their sex pistols errrrrr weapons to verbally and mildly seduce the opposite genders, even when their bases indicate 180 Degrees alignment and several KMs of distinction,if a print out of the google map is taken and analysed. If I have to stake my money I would stake it on India winning EPL or Tushar Kapoor getting an Oscar award but I won't stake it on their rendezvous. But still they don't mind sticking their two Pennies everywhere. 'Love ya', 'Miss ya', 'Fuck ya', 'Suck ya' are the common mushy phrases ranging from mean to extremes (both the extremes I mean), and I have my aversion for the words 'Shona' and 'Baby'. Babies are not allowed on these sites and Babies don't know how to type, *Period*. I also hate the the excess 'hugg'ing and 'aww'ing factors.

The dudes and dudettes, Put the half naked pics of all the models killing the costume-suspense, and the quotes which they copy from some random sites, sometimes from our blogs, are the examples of some wannabe sex-o-holics, who may not even controll themselves while loosing their "I LOVE YOU-GINITY".

THE DESPERATE VAGABOUNDS: They are always in search of 'True-sex', and their 'soul sex-partners', from Malls to local buses and trains, and sometimes in those Red,blue,green light areas. Majority of 'Oblique people' those who don't satisfy Y=mX+C can be seen on these places. Alright, before you break your head or my head for the above line, Let me tell you that Abhinav Bhatt says "that anything that is not straight is oblique", and I know a little Co-odrinate geometry, and Y=mX+C is the equation of a straight line,where m is the slope,Y and X are variables, and C is a constant....Chiiiii chiii ...Joke ka essence chala jata hai explain karney se :(

THE MICHAEL JACKSONS : Nahi nahi, 'Micahel Jack' ka beta nahi, I am talking about the living prototype of the Human race evolution. They have the real interests for the babies, even 30 to 40 year old uncles with Don shades, and funky colored costumes, as if will they will really shake their ass like a belly dancer if they are asked to, go literally on their knees with or without their pants. They are not He-mans they are rather hymens, they just break and 'blood'y consequences follow up.

THE STRAIGHT FORWARDS: They get the guts to approach and assault the opposite genders, as if they are the real Stifflers inspired by American Pie series. These dudes and dudettes have an accent that works from Barahampur to Barbados and Korba to California. Sportsmen worship Shane Warn and other tatto lovers worship Tommy Lee. Girls having their hair coloured like a jinx of html color codes and guys having it spiked up from north pole to south pole, are the abundant types.

P.S : No offense to anyone who got a feeling that OMG ! I belong to so and so category, while reading this post :P

^Dates !

2009-06-10T22:21:00.000-07:00

I had my b'day with Angelina Jolie and Anil Ambani (the beauty and the billionaire) on 4th and I gave these kids a chance to cut the cake on my behalf, just coz the fact is that I don't really celebrate my birthday.Yea call it a typical Guy's attitude or an unwanted Rakhi Sawant types tantrum, but the fact remains that I never celebrated it, even though I got 22 chances so far. 4th June falls in summer vaccation if you belong to India,so never had to distribute chocolates/sweets in school and never had the whole assembly go literally ga ga over me. Same case in college, but for once I had it away from home coz I had my 1st internship running at that time.Fortunately or unfortunately I did not get the feel of chappals on my back and rotten eggs on my head. But I have beaten up other not-so-lucky-chaps with everything possible on their b'days even during the exams, and a few of them gave their exams standing, coz they had severe butt problems the very next day.

Now coming to the point, this year a lot of people wished me,but the coolest thing is that, I don't even talk to so many of them. They are just physically present and ignored in my friend list like Nagaland on Indian map. A lot of bloggers wished me too, A huge thanks to my Joint bloggers(Abhinav,Mads and Nidhi ) for putting up a special post for me, even though it was expected, but the song dedicated to me was innovative in caps lock. A big thank you, to Pink Orchid for wishing me on her blog, when she was feeling hot and thinking about me (she had 219.2 *F fever for all you dirty minds and 219.2*F = to 104 *C for all you arts students). So many bloggers wished me twice,thrice,messgd me, sent e-greetings, thanks to all of them, it will take another post if I write down all the names. Abhinav Made this header for me and I had to make a 'photo-balti' account just to upload this one, coz my blog template is rude to me, it doesn't allow so many things. Around 230 people wished me including "hey I forgot, belated happy birthday" wishes. Yes I counted the numbers, I was as jobless as Tushar Kapoor.

Recently I had the chance to go to tirupati and a few other famous places in South with my Family of course, as I am not a big fan of Temples, and religious places, I find sitting at home and praying better than standing in a Q and wondering "bhagwan mera number kab ayega?". Anyways after darshan and all I felt nice everywhere, and I don't complain anymore to my parents for dragging me all the way from Kolkata to A.P and T.N for it.

In Vellore I had a tragedy though, It was burning outside so I removed the lower half of my detachable Pant and at the time of checking I wasn't allowed since there is a rule that you can't go inside the temple in shorts,undies or naked for that matter. So they had another option ready for me, ready made traditional Lungis, ranging from 60 bucks to 600 bucks,I guess I wasn't the only one. So I tried my best possible face and looked up to my family members for mercy and to avoid any chance of being an example of a walking fashion disaster. I said I won't go inside but I was forced to wear that Lungi over my shorts and every time someone came closer to me, a fear insinuated that he will step on the edge of the lungi touching the ground & I will fall down or this Lungi thingy will get unfolded. I was feeling like "YAM YES DHONI from Chennai, all u fast bowlers rascalllannnnn, I have the bat, Do u have the ball?, mindhhhh ithhhh !" types. Everyone wanted to have a snap with/of me but thank god ! They don't even allow cameras/celphones inside the Temple, and I removed it the moment I stepped my right foot outside the temple gate and still my whole body was inside the premises.I was damn FAST but not GORGEOUS at all.I guess this was the first and surely for the last time I was wrapping anything around my waist other than a towel or anything that remotely resembles a lungi.

My trip has not ended, still I have to visit a few places in South with my Family of course. So once I am done with my Roaming I will be regular again.With my life's uncertainities and college life getting over I have all the time in the world from next week :)

A No Brain-Errr !

2009-05-31T04:52:00.000-07:00

Aye yo, talkers, Shut up and listen

I am da talk machine,

Make a pin drop silence, I got a skin drop licence.

You are just you and you are not me,

You are ordinary and not a V.I.P.

Get this straight in your tiny lil head,

If you can't, then just nod, else you are fucking dead.

I got a shitlist and my own blunt vision,

from IPL to Superman and every damn superstition !

Filmstars in sports and sportsmen in films, for filthy fame,

thatz like a mis-match of password wid username.

Actors and actresses lack vitamin D and stagger,

that man AB fainted in sun like a faggot.

Mista, Minista, just relax in siesta,

talk all shit and freak out in ford fiesta.

Media sucks, all Cock and Bull story and tension.

Ohhh Gawd !! Barny is gay, I can't belive the legendary Stinson.

Claudia called, A liar, a liar, I read in T.O.I

Now It's our BIPS whuz "HIPS don't lie".

Bitches calling every single man, MCP.

Wa? aren't they straight, like Y= mX+ C ?

Awryt one more theory thatz uncanny and bleak,

Y2A says "anythng thatz not straight is Oblique".

Have you ever left your life on a freaky toss?

I did that, No I ain't no Geeky Ross.

I am Sylar, I have the Hunger for power,

So what if Salman Proposed Asin near Eiffel Tower?

Devils did not dare, chargers, spanked the butt,

Underdogs excel, all mouths are now shut.

Kings put the poor damsel in distress,

Knights in the faded armour were keen to grab the last place.

Not worth a nickel are the Ads of Tada Indicom.

Waddup wid the Zoo Zoo midgets of fuckin V*dafone ?

Curry Bashing ? It's insane to stab browns and make it lethal,

Letz pee on OZs damn burger and every fucking-racial-punk-weasel.

All eyes and talks about my last post's last word 'Senorita'

Would it matter if I replace it wid 'Seeta', 'Geeta' or 'Margarita' ?

Fucking retard is everyone, everywhere, When I see around.

and I thought It's only LIMP BIZKIT, "rollin with their hands up,and hands down."

Don't crib, it's a no-brainer, won't change for at least another decade,

YES !!! I am EMINEM I like stripin, people naked

I Have Seen !

2009-05-23T04:01:00.000-07:00

I have seen People smiling in Pain,
I have seen Daffodils dancing in rain.

I have seen Scotts, singing Spanish lullaby,
I have seen heavy snowfalls in July.

I have seen roofs without ceilings,
I have seen hearts without feelings.

I have seen lovers betray each other,
I have seen a rooster cry over a broken feather.

I have seen monsters being so nice,
I have seen a man taking his last breath twice.

I have seen, honey sprinkled over a bee,
I have seen the enemy residing in me.

I have seen rivals turning in to friends,
I have seen fashion turning in to trends.

I have seen angels fly, I have seen Devils cry, I have seen Springs turn dry, I have seen Villains die, I have seen a last goodbye, I have seen the stars up so high, I have seen the world,Its contrast and its beauty but......

.......I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU SENORITA !

p.s : someone said I can't write simple posts with feelings.

P.P.S : and plzzzz I am not in love.

NO MORE !

2009-05-16T02:55:00.000-07:00

I blinked and four years turned in to nothing but a mere memory imprints in some part of the brain that I adore. I am sad that my engineering life has come to an end but I am happy that I have lived, breathed & celebrated it for four years. Now I realize that there are hell lot of small things that i will miss, here is a list dedicated to all my batch mates.

1. No More common early hour lectures. Awryt I attended them sincerely till second year only but still they were a part of the curriculum.

2. No more wild series of exams, no more one night stands with the books.

3. No more borrowing CALCIs, Aprons and sometimes Note-books too from the batch mates, sometimes from the Juniors too.

4. No more watching TV, shouting in Hostel's common hall or Playing T.T.

5. No more watching Fantas talk with their Fantis and giving their whole friend circle so many gossips. Gawd !!So Many times I have sacrificed my celphone's balance too.

6. No more scribbling my quotes (yes my drawing sucks) on the benches. I have left enough entertainment marks for the future kids.

7. No more getting anxious before taking those grade-sheets with random alphabets put on it and then complaining that GPA system Sucks big time.

8. No more singing loudly even at 3 in the morning as if i owned the boys hostel.

9. No more witnessing or hearing about the break-ups, make-ups, crushes , dumping stories.

10. No more counter strike clans, no more Tournaments, no more other Lan games (D.O.T.A, A.O.E), No more counter strike names and the similar fantasies.

11. No more late night canteens, or an early morning rush to have idli-sambhar, upma, tea, sutta etc.

12. No more b'day bumps or those night orgies with rotten eggs, tomatoes, water balloons.

13. No more begging faculties to consider for the attendance or asking for those make-up exams with the lamest excuse possible.

14. No more inter-college cultural or sports fest, late night DJs and soothing eye moments for both the genders (ahem ahem, if u know what i mean).

15. No more liberties for the couples to guttergoo around and no more pissing-the-evening-wind for the singles.

16. No more dirty talks, no more sleeping till 3 in the afternoon on holidays.

17. No more Ragging fun.(Yes it's fun to get ragged and rag, if you don't get ragged u miss out a lot, I bet).

18 No more fun in wearing those whacky quote wale 'tantra t-shirts' and no more fun in reading a girl's t-shirt, which sometimes is mistaken as an obscene behavior, but whatever ;)

19. No more fun in upsetting friends with the worst teasings possible and then making him laugh over a sip of tea/coffee/coke, a puff of suttas for some people.

20. No more playing loud music all day long and as if comparing with the other guys that "hey look my song reaches girls hostel nicely than yours."

21. No more rolling on the floor laughing on the silliest of the jokes possible, till the eyes get wet.

22. No more late night movie shows to the nearest multiplex possible with a group of at least 15 guys and then jumping the boundary wall and showing Rambo skills.

23. No more calling names, No more bunking classes without any reason, no more boring internships, no more '5 minutes more morning sleep', no more sneaking and poking in the exams, no more abusing friends, no more fracas, no more scuffles, no more partying over a cup of Maggie, no more sharing suttas, no more fun, no more healthy laughs, no more life.

The season that was rocking, will now be dry.
The Jokes that made you laugh, will now make you cry.

A life time is over , 'The fun-reality'.
A new beginning awaits you, 'The work-fidelity'.

Some day, I will gather memories and will turn sublime.
Some day, I will come back to see, our footprints in the sands of time.

50 SENT(iment)S

2009-05-07T03:44:00.000-07:00

This is my 50th Post.
So what ? I don't have even a single reason to be jubilant about it, coz Perhaps the weather is corroded, the Pain is inevitable and I don't have the illusion of being Invincible anymore.

I signed up on blogspot on 4th July '08. Gave an unreasonable name 'BLOG VIBES' which just came out in spur of the moment. Wrote a few posts, advertised it, requested people to read and comment, and somehow got in touch with some awesome bloggers. In due course of time, I realized that they were not simply some unknown random ass prints on the chair in some part of the world, trading in binary and digital modes. They had a life and so it's own brutal and silly bolts, swinging along with them, on fucking broken earth's axis. Some of them turned in to great friends, some were and still are formal with me, and some just pretend that they are friends. A leap from blogspot to orkut, gmail and FB happened. Did conferences, made rules, formed a joint blog. But I realized that frequency mismatch causes noise not only in physics but also in real life. The first joint blog was a dud, and somehow I was responsible for that fiasco, but then I guess,
Throwing up is a better option than getting choked.

Then 'a-shit-for-tat' happened, the idea was to make it funny and wacky just like the name sounds.As an author, I try being a little different on S4T than what I am here, Though I don't fake when I write there, that's somehow my evil and sarcastic side.S4T is alive and I pray that it doesn't get shut down, in the near future.

I used to think that I will thank every single blogger who has read whatever shit i had here, once I hit a half century. On the verge of making it, I was even more eager, but now when I am doing my 5oth post, the timing could not have been worse. I would have elucidated every single life problem, had I been an anonymous soul, without anyone breathing around me, being aware of what I am puking on the cyber world. People know I exist, they have seen me still/moving. My family knows about my blog and so many people who know ME personally, sneak around once in a while. I have a lot of motherf*cking shit to blabber about and take it out off my chest, else I am going to explode. I can't just shut up after being accused, for the so called 'guilty conscience ' will eat me raw, gradually.

College is ending, I have two more exams left, in fact I have one tomorrow, but I don't even feel like flipping the pages, and going through those black letters that I abhor.My roomie is packing his bags, his exams have ended and he will move today, It had been an awesome four years with him. Engg life has given me some awesome friends, that I could not have asked for more . But half of them will move away and I will move away from the rest half.
My world is getting torn apart and i am horizontally attached to both the halves.

Sometimes I feel my life has just shown its trailer, and the movie is still left. I don't have the popcorn or a balcony seat, all I know is that I have a pass to get a free entry and then fight and search for the perfect comfortable seat.

In between the conundrum of future boxes, Series of never-ending nostalgic moments, betrayal and accusations of being a cocky & insensitive individual and a crux of my own choices, I see some of my favorite people disappointing me big time. A big 'THANK YOU' to them, on this special Post.

I don't think, I require to thank individually to all those blogger buddies who have been awesome all this while so thank you all of you, who know, that I would have written the names had this post been a little jolly.

Blogging is the best thing that has happened to me in the recent times and as for the impediments, I guess I have to suck it up and be normal.

P.S : From now on I will be on and off because of the reasons mentioned above but please bear with me and Ohh !! btw for This new template I thank Nidhi, even though It's still incomplete but who cares ?

Sometimes......

2009-04-26T15:04:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I scribble madly, to see how I WRITE,
sometimes I WRITE my mind and end up having a fight.

Sometimes I feel my dark shines so BRIGHT,
sometimes my LIGHT surrenders to the black night.

Sometimes I ridicule myself in a MIRROR
sometimes my SHADOW mimics Me,when I go nearer.

Sometimes I cut myself to see if it BLEEDS,
sometimes BLOOD refuses to clot & I fulfill my needs.

Sometimes I abandon myself in a CROWD,
sometimes the CROWD turns deaf, when I scream aloud.

Sometimes I want my world to stop EXISTING,
sometimes my EXISTENCE cries, for that soul keeps resisting.

P.S : It's Just a poem, trust me !

вℓσggєя ß.Ú.Ď.Ď.Ĩ.Ĕ.Ś

2009-04-22T06:56:00.000-07:00

I created a blogger community on orkut called 'Blogger B.U.D.D.I.E.S' and i know so many of you are a part of it but No one bothers to open it up or participate in the forum. The threads are dull and the members are still less. So it's a request to all those bloggers who are still not a part of it, that please join the community and the existing members please contribute there. I am not against discussing serious topics like 'Terrorism' neither i am against , playing "who is the most lovely Jodi in the page" kind of games. All I need is an active participation.

For the Orkut link click here

And now to all the Orkut haters and Boys out there, there is also a site Which is a combination of your 'thobda' and your 'book'. Yes I am talking about Facebook. I have created an almost similar group over there too, It took me almost six months to figure out how and why should I have a community on FB but I figured it out finally.
*sigh*

For the FB link click here

P.S : Give me some suggestions or ideas If you really think you have one ;)

SING-errrr ME !

2009-04-18T06:59:00.000-07:00

"If you can sing then you can sing and if you can't sing, then you can't sing."

That was my whole point for a friendly debate, which later went on to become a serious one. The other day I was discussing with my friends about a few wannabes. They have this flaunting hobbies, for learning music, guitar & even dancing and they kinda screw themselves up in the process. My whole idea was, that you must have at least some musical sense, some rhythmic sense, somewhere in your brain for learning music. It's more of a gift, without it you can't sing or play musical instruments.

Imagine a 30 year old guy, with a horrible squeaky voice, with no rhythmic sense at all trying to sing "tera tera tera surror". Ok you teach him for 5 years and i am damn sure he won't show any improvement and Now imagine a 3 year old kid, who can barely speak, and has a vague and fumbling accent but a good musical sense. you teach him for 5 years and by the time he is 8 he will out shadow that man.

Ok i know a few of you must be thinking exactly opposite of what my concept is. For those who think my thoughts are not congruent enough with their opinions, Let me share something about myself. I sing, i never learned music, i mess up my scale, beats, tune,expressions, honestly a lot of things,a lot of time, but still there are a few people who say I am a damn good singer, I sing like Sonu Nigam, Atif Aslam, Niraj shreedhar(bombay vikings) and don't know who else on this earth.My point is, that I realize when I make mistakes, and that's when I curse myself for not learning music, I could have done a far better justice with my voice if i had learned it and to understand that I have a little sense in me since I was born.

My friends then debated that singing may be tough but it is not actually the same case with dancing or learning guitars. Now I want to ask that, what happens when in the school u see a kid, doing a horrible job at the march past ? and some doing it absolutely fine. Is he sick ? or is he bad in grasping things? I guess he just doesn't have a sense to catch the drumbeats & dancing, for that matter surely needs more than that, you must have flexibility along with your rhythmic sense which obviously you can't generate one morning when you get up and feel dancing like Hrithik Roshan.

For learning guitar, again you have to have the dedication & if you are a wannabe, with insanely long nails(which will hurt while playing it) or you have seen a guitar hanging on the wall and which tells all it's life's story about how the spiders spun their web inside it since you were a tiny ass, and you being an arachnophobiac, never touched it, then let's face it, you cannot learn guitars!

The debate was over that day but I don't think anyone else was as satisfied as I thought would be. I had said whatever I wanted to say since long, directly or indirectly to a few wannabes who actually have no idea how much they suck when they do it just for flaunting.

Hey btw here's a collage of whatever little i did in my college I mean the so-called-stage-singing.
In case you have a feeling that i am a braggart :D

Gawd!! I am on a collage making spree these days :D

My 1st century ever !

2009-04-05T13:42:00.000-07:00

I am bored,jobless, blank & incapable of using FB and thats what ..makes me do this tag !!

1. Last beverage? Badam milk !

2. Last phone call? Vodafone customer care (they and me in this beautiful world).

3. Last text message? surprisingly from the person who tagged me ..(yes I am talking about Y2A).

4. Last song you listened to? angel eyes -Raghav.

5. Last time you cried? Boys don't cry ;)

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice ? Hell no !!

7.Been cheated on? Yes and that person was very close to me.

8.Kissed someone & regretted it? Actually did not kiss and regretted that.

9. Lost someone special? haan !

10. Been depressed?? Ohh so many times ...!

11. Been drunk? Nah ..I dun booze i am an ancient guy :P

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

Black
black
black
(Yes I sound like Shaurya's K.K Menon)

THIS PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15.Made new friends ? Yes at least a dozen of them ...and some of them are bloggers.

16. Fallen out of love? Excuse me, is that ..a cab or some roller coaster ?

17. Laughed until you cried? Yes but never did it the other way round.

18. Met someone who changed you? No i actually change with the seasons and with my hair cut.

19. Found out who your true friends were? Yes and I am so very proud of it.

20. Found out someone was talking about you? Ohh i get to know that daily but i dun give a shit. Salman Khan inspires me.

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list? Male friends ..obviously not, female friends...again obviously not.

TRUTH:

23. How many kids do you want to have? hum 2 humare 2 !

24. Do you have any pets ? NO they hate having me !

25. Do you want to change your name? you gotta be kidding me!

26. What did you do for your last birthday? Celebrated it ..duh !

27. What time did you wake up today? It did not get up today ..coz i am still awake ..it's 2:30 A.M now.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night? Was watching HEROES.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for? My degree.

30. Last time you saw your father? 1st of March around 2:30 P.M (wow My memory rocks :P)

31. What is the one thing you wish you could change about your life? Ohhh I should have switched my field after 12th.

32. What are you listening to right now ? My inner self,how cool is that ?

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom ? No I am Peter, but I still live in India.

34. What's getting on your nerves right now? My CPU ...grrr ..wanna throw it away X-(

36. Whats your real name ? Ashwani

37. Relationship Status - very much single

38. Zodiac sign - Gemini

39. Male or female - Male

40. Elementary School- St.Xaviers

41. Middle School- Kendriya Vidyalaya.

42. High school- JPS.

43. Hair color- Black

44. Long or short- That's subjective.I am taller than KHANS but shorter than Bacchans :P

45. Height - 5'9.5"

46. Do you have a crush on someone - Yes !

47. What do you like about yourself?- Did you just , forget the word 'Not' in between. coz this answer cud take a life time otherwise.

48. Piercings- No I get freaked out even by the idea ..GAWD !! I saw Roadies 5.0's finale.

49. Tattoos - NO I hate Tommy Lee.

50. Righty or lefty - Righty

FIRSTS :

51. First surgery? when i was 13

52. First piercing ? No first, no second, never had any ..dun want to have any ever.

53. First tattoo- That was more ova sticker I used to get with 'Boomer' and of course then i did not hate Tommy lee ..and did not know Who the hell this Pamela Gal was :P

54. First best friend - Not one ..at least 6 of them.

55. First sport you joined - I have always played sports for fun, never took it seriously.

56. First pet- Yeah A Dinosaur! A 'Homo erectus' Precisely .

57. First vacation - umm May be Orissa.

58. First concert - Asma (chandu k chacha wale yaar !)

59. First crush- Okay, that would be a difficult one.

60. First alcohol drink - Shshhhsshhh !

RIGHT NOW:

61. Eating - It's 3 A.M I am not even H of Hungry.

62. Drinking- Had water ..a few mins back ..(this tag is kinda long #:-s)

63. I'm about to - Reach the 64th point.

64. Listening to- My inner self ..and It's still cool B-)

65. Waiting for - 66th point. and here it is :D

YOUR FUTURE :

66. Want kids? why You selling them ?

67.Want to get married? Umm yes once at least :P

68. Careers in mind?: Want to continue with my Biotech thngy ....letz see !

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE SEX OF YOUR CHOOSING?

69. Lips or eyes - It's like asking ..'Angelina Jolie' or ..'Aishwarya Rai' ? Btw I want both the things in a girl. Any gal without either of the two will look damn ugly i tell u.

70. Hugs or kisses - Male Hugs and female ..kisses and hugs both.

71. Shorter or taller- shouldn't be taller than me and that's it.

72. Older or Younger - Ohh no kids and no aunties ....pleeeezee !

73. Romantic or spontaneous - Spontaneously romantic or romantically spontaneous.

74. Nice stomach or nice arms- stomach, ..i mean i dun want someone muscular.

75. Tattoos or piercing - Yes, both,but not on every single body part possible.

76. Sensitive or loud - neither an emotional fool and nor a loud mouth.

77. Hook-up or relationship- Relationship (a real one)

78. Trouble maker or hesitant - neither of the two.

HAVE YOU EVER :

79. Kissed a stranger - YEs and then I died.

80. Drank hard liquor - Yes and then i came back to my senses.

81. Lost glasses/contacts → I don't have one.

82. Sex on first date - Nah

83. Broken someone's heart - Yes I had to.

83. Had your heart broken - Yes but I don't complain.

85. Been arrested? - Abe Yeh tag kissney banaya hai ?

86. Turned someone down - Yes and there is nothing glorious about it.

87. Cried when someone died - well I did not.do that .so far, touch wood.

88. Liked a friend that is a girl? - No, Pyaar dosti nahi hai (SRK are u listening ?)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

89. Yourself - Ohh There are times when I don't.

90. Miracles - Yes, I perform miracles.

91.Love at first sight- At least I believe in infatuation in First sight, which can turn in to love, in most of the cases, it's one sided though.

92. Heaven- Yes I have been there ;)

93. Santa Claus - No I believe in Banta Claus though.

94. Kissing on the first date? - Well yeah, I do.

95. Angels - Yes I don't have my wings, else i am very close to being one.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

96. Is there one person you want to be with right now? - Yes 300 Fellas I went High school with.

97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? - What do you think I am ?

98. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever? - Ohh well Yes, But It has to be with someone really perfect.

99. What's the one thing you cannot live without? - Ohh c'mon ! Orkut gives me 5 options at least !

100. Who's the most awesome kid ever? 'Home Alone' wala baccha :D

Last couple of days !!

2009-03-25T10:47:00.000-07:00

WHERE IS MY APPETIZER ?

I did not eat for almost 48 hours and the best part….errrrr…..the worst part was that I did not feel hungry at all. But just to make sure that I am normal, I went and thooosofy a masala dosa and l feel like puking since then. I shared my this problem with a few of my friends and the comments which I got were:

1.“sale tujhey pyaar ho gaya hai”

2.“Ohh I did it for 60 hours so you still have 12 more hours to go”

3.“OMG, eat something else you will die”

4.“Ohh okay”

A PHOTO-PHUNIA

2 A.M and I look at the the orkut window and see the latest updates, I gazed at a pic and a person there looked like me, wait was it really me ? I mean I never had that t-shirt which he is wearing, I don’t remember giving such a pose, I don’t remember going to such a place. This guy looks muscular, popular and spectacular and I am just a bachelor. So it can’t be me. I woke one of my flat mate to confirm and he was like…”yes it is you, no wait a second, abe koi aur hai,nahi tu he hai parrrr……”

ME: arghhh ! okay shut up

So I left a comment there.

“Ok this is about to sound funny but Is that right most guy me by any chance?”

and the following comment was

“tu he hai be”

POPULATION GENTICS QUIZ

Duration : 30 mins , weightage : 5 %, No of questions : 3

I am solving my last question and the time is almost over and then I do a blunder with my FX991MS calci.

~~X= {(2.89-2.37)x(2.34x3)} /2.4 = SYNTAX ERROR~~

Me (thinking)= How silly could I be, I can’t just press the right buttons, I should do it again.

Teacher = Time is up !

Me = Wat the fuck !

MEMORY LOSS

5 P.M today and I am relaxing & trying to forget whatever happened, In my rest of the classes and viva.

My celphone rings on the highest possible sound limit.

Peace Up! A-Town Down!

Yeah, Ok! Lil' Jon! Usher, Usher, Usher

Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah

And I am least bothered to pick it up, I am kind of enjoying my ring tone. But I pick it up in the second time.

Me: Hullo ! , haan bol ?

My best Friend : Sharam nahi aati hai ?

Me : kya hua ?

My best friend : Aaj mera b’day hai.

Me(silent) : Orkut pe show nahi kar raha hai updates mein and mere cel mein reminder nahi baja,

My best friend : you only manipulated my orkut's settings..duh !

Me: Okay.. happy b’day, Wherez the party?

My best friend : blergh X-(

I felt bad, I mean it never happens, but it had to happen today , anyways I went on his b’day treat ..Ate like a dog and here I am feeling pukish again :(

Aw SNAP !

2009-03-22T03:49:00.000-07:00

Aw SNAP !

I gotta perform miracles,

With the damn English Syllables.

With the ideas that are so wet,

and Insane like the Russian Roullette.

I went high, goin down instead,

caring a damn about the freaking airhead.

They call him an Ace,

& I call him an Ass.

He is a big mouth that stinks,

and a crap whistle that only drinks.

I got nothing to loose,

You got nothing to booze.

The key to defeat you,

Is to remove my ADIDAS and beat you.

Now I gotta veg-out & catch up some rays,

You gotta drool out with the plenty of lays.

Your accent and out-fit is so cheesy,

I pukin hate it,coz it makes me dizzy.

I dun see myself in the mirror when i See,

I gotta blame you for this coz the moment is dicey.

Aw Snap!! I wrote all crap jus now,

Aw Snap!! I got a feeling it's WOW.

Aw Snap!! why the hell are you thinking even?

Aw Snap!! it's a random shit for the sake of heaven.

Aw Snap!! I can go on & on & on,

Aw Snap!! what else have I been doing, Moron ?

Aw Snap!! I gotta Put an end to this.

Aw Snap!! I discovered, Ignorance is not bliss.

P.S: I Can RAP this :D

P.S.S : Check out how nicely, you comment @ Come Comment ;)

the ENEMY is IN ME

2009-03-16T12:50:00.000-07:00

Recently two people have designed my fav poem (of course by me duh!) and the best part is that they both are bloggers and both are gals.One pursuing animation and the other one is a media student. Here are their designs, check out and appreciate. Don't dare to compare or criticize.

NEHA (a blogger turned friend and a media student) .. has used my pic and her skills to make it look proper and apt. She wanted my real 'gunda pic' ..toh mainey bhi bola le lo ....main bhi Y2A jaisa wanted banana chata hun :D

(CLICK ON THE IMAGES) ab yeh bhi batana padega kya ?

SWETA ( a friend turned blogger and an animation student) who emerges like a phoenix once in 500 years and the 1st thing she does is to write a post on her blog ;)
She has used her skills and her creative pics ..to design this ..actually she made quite a few designs.But this one is her latest.The theme is apt for the poem... isn't it ?

Thank you both of you, now I am hiring you two as my personal poem designers ;)...see I am coming with new kind of job opportunities for the talented students even when the market condition sucks ;)

25 Random Facts !

2009-03-10T09:03:00.000-07:00

I Hate tags and when i say that...i mean in upper case (HATE) but a few of the tags are so nice that u don't have to answer stupid questions like
"whose butt you want to kick right now?" (of course the one who started this tagging business)
"If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?" (how does it solve your constipation ....huh ?)
"what will you do with a million dollars" (I am not chandler, i never wanted it)

so this new '25 random facts' about myself tag intrests me and that is because I can write my heart out without caring a damn.So here the list...begins...sit back and enjoy or you can stand up and read (who the hell cares?)

25. Okay I am peter(nickname)/ashwani(on the certificates)/Ashwin(friends call me).

24. Don't you dare to laugh, reading the above line and don't you dare to comment without reading, a few bloggers are on my hit list for commenting absurdly after just reading either the P.S or the Header.

23. I am 21, single (if that intrests you),Indian ..I guess i just wrote my not-so-called-ASL (age, status,location).

22. I have two make-up exams the day after tommorow. So Holi will just be a formality for me this year. I am supposed to study today and tommorow :(

21. I am thinking about getting a spiky hair cut, but i am afraid, coz the last time i had it , it was horrible and the time before that, it was gud..so the chances of me looking human after having it is 50 %.

20. I am rude,if you are a moron.

19. I am doing b.tech in Biotech (final year)..and i am not placed yet and yes you can smirk..coz you know what? I DON'T CARE !

18. My last post was not about Jimmy Shergil or my exams, it was about my quotes.

17. I make a lot of typos, Nidhi inspires me...(and when she reads this, I am dead).

16. I just hate being questioned a lot, i hate giving clarifications, i hate misconceptions.

15.you are 10 facts closer to me by now ...wow..happy all of ,you isn't it ?

14. I share my b'day with Angelina Jolie and Anil Ambani (beauty and not the beast)..i have told it so many times. You should have it on ur tongue tips by now ..duh !

13. I hate gals, who smell/show off/are despos/have dirty or too long hair/grammatically incorrect/are fake/are arrogant/have bad sense of humor.

12. I hate guys, who show off/fake/cry/are gay/wannabes/dumb/selfish.

11. I am a non-boozer and a non-smoker by choice. Though i had falvoured hookah recently and it contains no tobacco, i guess.

10. I hate saying sorry when i don't feel it, and i don't mind saying it 100 times on even the smallest thing which i feel for.

9. I want to MEET all the BLOGGERS I know, coz blogging is best thing that has happened to me in the recent times.

8. I Wear a white friendship band in my right hand, which looks out-dated and has faded (it had UK's Flag over it) but i love wearing it and before you make your own assumptions let me tell you, that a guy friend has given it and no we are not dostana lovers.

7. I get Deja Vu more than any normal person. It has reduced in recent times though.

6. My worst poem ever, was based on the special category of ..noodles, which ruined the last joint blog I had.

5. I have walked Ramp twice in my life and the fellow gals gave me the height complex, though i am decent (5'9.5"), I am no model btw.

4. I day dream. I get nostalgic. I get embarassed when i am supposed to blush.

3. I am a Gemini, so a dual personality and that should not be confused with Split personality.

2. Sometimes when i say "i don't care" i actually care and vice versa.

1. So you all know me by now ..how does it feel, eh ?

Back with a BA(n)G of !-quotes part-2

2009-03-07T06:00:00.000-08:00

Exams are over and i am a little more relaxed than before (on competitive terms), although I couldn't give two exams coz i returned one day late than my scheduled time.

Reason: I missed my flight, now before you scream how lame/unplanned/idiotic/unpunctual one can be? let me tell you, that i was stuck in a jam (naxalite protest) for 10 hours and i did all my permutation combination to arrive on the time but failed.But it's okay till college people agree to give me make-up exams for those two horrible subjects.

I wanted to meet Nidhi this time and give her the opportunity to write HOW I MET YOUR PETER's all three seasons, but i couldn't.

And ohh btw I saw Jimmy Shergil (yeah the mohabbatien wala ladka) on the rajiv gandhi airport & that's nothing stupendous, i know, but the best part was that he looked at me and i looked away ;) though we sat in the same loby for at least 1 hour. He must have been disappointed that no one gave him any bhaw. Bechara !

Since i have hardly anything to blabber about so here i extend my lame 'part -2' of '!-quotes' ....

CAUTION : PUT YOUR BRAIN IN THE SWITCHED OFF MODE ;)

1. Men are from Mars but i am from hell, else why do you think i die and i dwell ? (well this line is from my 1st poem ever)

2. If the total energy of the universe is constant then someone is having a good time when i sweat.

3. I blinked and a decade was over, i meditated and i died.

4. why isn't the north part of the south pole, called the north pole?

5. If miracles are rare, then how come i fail every day ?

6. Dragons are hot.

7. when you realize that you have forgotten something before, then is that feeling called 'amnesia vu' ?

8. Politics is a misanthropic-philanthropic profession.

9. For being a DJ all you need is a mixer, two cd players, speakers and the hands that can go all the way, zig-zag.

and the last one is dedicated to all the fellow bloggers .......

10. YOU DON'T SIMPLY WRITE IN A BLOG-VILLE ,YOU EARN IT ;)

Be Ryt Back !

2009-02-24T12:16:00.000-08:00

2 A.M and i am awake, though it's quite normal for me, but today the things are different,the ambiance is quiet and i am tired,excited,afraid and a little annoyed. Mixed bag of emotions insinuating big time.

I will take a break from blogging for at least 2 weeks. I have my cousin's marriage to attend, followed by my mid-sem exams (in which i am surely screwed).

I had planned so many things that did not work out properly in recent times, but still i am not taken aback or shocked.I will try, try till i am either bored with it or till i realize that i was wasting my time.

OH MY GOD !! this is turning out to be the worst post ever by me. I am blank, ambiguous and now i realize i am getting a back ache and i can sleep too if i force myself.

Ok so if i bored you by my cribbing and sulking then read out a sardonic masterpiece(R*CK OFF) by abhinav on our a-shit-for-tat's recent post :D

P.S : Do miss me ;)

VALENTINE? LOVE ? -- It’s either MY WAY or the HIGHWAY !!

2009-02-13T04:58:00.000-08:00

There are three versions, equally important, cynical, and somewhat absurd as my reasons of being a single at ‘21’. Fortunately I don’t find a big deal in being a single, but there is an unfolded crux which should unwind today, before it becomes too fussy.

A FEW BOYS SAY: - Dude you look good, you must have one girlfriend. Okay you don’t have to be committed to a vamp or a kitty with claws, but why the hell are you kicking a plate full of whipped cream intentionally? Get someone for fun and as if you are going to marry her. What do want from life, huh ? Katrina Kaif won’t come dancing in the rain or Angelina Jolie won’t stretch her arms for you, Salman and Brad Pitt are better for them any day. Being a guy you are lucky to get proposals, but thanks to the celestial crap and some goddamn satanic saint in your mind you turned down all of it without even thinking once. How the hell can you not figure out a gal’s intention? She was eyeing on you & everyone noticed except you. That XYZ gal made a good remark about you. Are you not man enough or are you trying to show off that you have some ancient worthless family values intact? OMG don’t tell me you are turning in to a Gay !

A FEW GIRLS SAY:- Alright you look nice but that doesn’t mean you have to be rude. You can smile and please everyone, but no you have to keep your face straight and show off to the world that you got attitude. Okay I am sick of you throwing tantrums and ‘I don’t care attitude’ 24x7. You are funny but I am sure you are afraid of commitments. I said NO to so many guys but now I know how it feels when someone says NO to you. I wish someone breaks your heart the way you did for me. I never proposed anyone I just wanted to talk to you so I took wrong steps, Okay I am sorry but I did it for you. You think a lot, you go philosophical on the whole world, if you get the time think about it too. I followed you crazily for all these years. I have been excited about your blog more than you. Can we at least be friends?. Okay no ? Fine I am happy to have said what I wanted.
TO THOSE GUYS
Thanks bro for calling me that I look good, though I always rated myself as just an average looking guy to be honest and no I don’t have worthless but yeah I do have family values intact. I don’t have to be an Einstein to understand anyone’s obvious and transparent intentions on any given day but then why get in to a zone I am not comfortable going in. Why play with someone’s emotion or rather my own and crib about it for long. I would rather prefer an ordinary sandwich on a torn sheet of paper over even the tastiest of the whipped cream served on the costliest of the plate, provided I like former more than the later. I day dream but obviously I am not falling for any dreamy flamboyant beauties. I hear the remarks and I jot it down as my good wishes or rather secret admirations in my memory. I am man enough so I know how to handle any stuff without getting in to a mess, And you call me good looking all the time….now do I need to shout who is turning in to a Gay ?

TO THOSE GIRLS
First of all don’t get confused with the way I talk, I am born talking like that and if you ask me it’s not rude, It’s rather my special tone, which a very few lucky souls get to hear. When I talk like that I am not apprehensive at all. Okay if I know when I have to smile I would, otherwise I can’t carry a fake smile, coz my cheeks hurt, plus I don’t have any plans of signing a Toothpaste commercial in near future. Yeah I have the attitude..And there is a thin line between arrogance and attitude. I prefer sticking to the former. I am not afraid of commitments, I am afraid of fake commitments, break-ups, sulking and a few severe cases of homicides and suicides. Even I fell for someone in my life but then cupid did not approve it, so stop making your own assumptions and stop cursing me ladies. You follow me & my blog and you thought you should tell me in case I did not know, do I look that dumb? You want to be just my friend and nothing else? C’mon you gotta be kidding me? Or are you kidding yourself, huh? I prefer not replying as a better option than replying rudely and making things go worse and present myself as a classy moron who will give clarifications on every damn thing and swear that he did not. For me CUPID has been DEAD In recent few years.

P.S :- Whatever I have written isn’t confined to one single guy or a girl’s view …but some real life advices and one sided talks on their parts. And I did not reply then coz the timing was inappropriate.

! - QUOTE B-)

2009-02-07T05:40:00.000-08:00

Awryt !

I am done with my exams, relaxed, tension free, not thinking anything. I will veg-out for next few days, till next series of exams knock me out, and it's not that i did not enjoy all this while, but i pretended to study too.

I don't study, in fact I have never studied properly, without any pressure. My concentration level lies in somewhere between 0.1 to 0.2 on a scale of 1-10 without exam pressure. But thanks to my college it has gone lesser than that level in the recent few years, coz we give almost 40-45 xams per semester which is approximately around one exam after every 4 days. So the phobia called exam has vanished.

Anyways I have been writing quotes and Raps and what not since long. Here is the list of some no-brainers.Caution : Don't apply your brain too much else you wont get the meanings :-D

1. If xams were people, a wrestler would have cracked them all.
( I have replaced 'I' with 'wrestler' to make it sound more meaningful )

2. Heights of frustration--a devil cursing an angel " go 2 hell. "

3. I heard you read between the lines? then what does my palm shout like ?

4. wat's a mixed bag ? a count of Alphabets till 100 and numbers till Z.

5. 'I' am the reflection of 'MY' reflection.

6. Every Failure of mine is like an exceptionally long deja vu.

7. If I exchange my powers with the HULK, then HULK will die because of xams.

8. If numbers can be arranged alphabetically, then why can't alphabets be arranged numerically?

9. If 'i' stands for imaginary then 'i' am a thought.

10. If 'IN'somnia is the lack of sleep, then i am an 'OUT'somniac.

P.S : If people don't like it I am not posting anything as stupid as this, again on my blog else ..you are soon going to see the 2nd part \:D/

WHO LET THE FOG OUT ??

2009-01-23T08:49:00.000-08:00

It faded, before it could emerge.
It is soothing rhythm, but sounds like a dirge.

It's so gloomy but i see,it's so clear,
It's far-off but relatively near.

Some SPY at work or a secret admirer?
Blandishments are cliche, and I need a thought stirrer.

A gruesome cruelty , isn't my cup of tea.
I need to change, before I start being ME.

The fog won't clear and i won't again fly up.
Was I dreaming reality, or did I just wake up ??

CONTRADICTION IS ME

2009-01-12T01:09:00.000-08:00

The phenomenon where the left becomes right and right becomes left is called lateral inversion.
This theory i read when i was in standard 6,while reading about mirrors and I was immensely fascinated by it. I always thought about writing or doing experiments related on it but somehow I realized that life itself justifies this theory a lot, atleast in my case it does. So I wrote a poem on it.

Read the poem and let me know what could you figure out of it ?

CONTRADICTION IS ME

When the sun comes up, every night.
when the stars twinkle, in the day light.

when the fault is yours, and yet it's mine.
when i stand alone, yet last in line.

when i adore someone and when love is fight.
when heart is my brain, then my wrong is my right.

when i fail at times, my dreams come true.

when i know the outcome, I get bolts out of blue.

when the moments are like my sorrowful delight
then i am for me, is like black is for white.

I am the smoke, still I am dumped in ashtray,
I gulp my predator, even when i am a prey.

I pity me coz i fall when i rise
I am petrified by me coz I am prominent in disguise

I am so expressive and real, when i fake,
I am so constructive, coz I mend when i break

Comfort is me, yet my soul suffers
I walk contradictions and my similies are metaphors.

I see my future, like I see my history

Yes! i am like an open book & yet like a mystery.

P.S : In case you couldn't figure out or did not read it nicely,then let me help you. Every single line contains contradiction, either of words or of the logic (logic ?? wat's that BTW?)

1024x768 Resolutions this year :P

2009-01-04T06:54:00.000-08:00

YEAH !
I am back after almost a 3 week long hiatus from blogville and supposedly the longest for me in the blogging life (which is like 6 months young so far :D )

Year end was not so good coz I wasn't well, had mild fever (kolkata is cold in winters I tell you, it's just that people there pretend that it is not). It's my fault though, I should have been careful, shouldn't have been in ganjis and shorts all the time *Sneezee*.

Well this year world alrdy had it's more than 72 hours of Joy and resolution brains-storming sessions. I guess I am late but not an ordinary man can make truckload of resolutions in jus few mins, but guess what ??

I did :">

Yeah I want to change every damn thing in me that irritates me. I want to change me for the better me but what I lack is the list of such things. I have had enough of resolutions every single year since I was a tiny ass but i never stick to any change for more than a month. But this year has to be different.

But what is worth a million dollar question for me is:

"whether retrospection with a blend of introspection is better than making resolutions??"
If yes, then I have always been doing it since I was a tiny ass :P

P.S: But just to give you a hint, I think I need to change my habit of cracking slapstick and sarcastic jokes at all inapropriate times, But Can Chandler be happy without being funny :-? funny is what he has.

P.P.S: By the way 2008 was LOL'able isn't it ?? check out A SHIT-FOR-TAT !!

PSYCHE, I JOKE, I JOKE, I KID, I KID !!

2008-12-11T22:26:00.000-08:00

November wasn't sweet this year at all coz I was busy (for a change). Loads of shiting & peeing on my blog happened and the only reason behind that was frustration. I came up with the posts which probably reflected that, I am either a super Rebel or some average sort of moron frustrated with the Life (Like Chetan Bhagat’s Main lead in his novels).

Okayie so now that my semester has almost come to an END with all the Project,GD,Seminar Formalities out of the way, I am as cool as a cucumber and as hot as red chili :D

I want to enjoy this moment before it gets over in two weeks and another series of exams start knocking me out in the very 1^st month of the next semester. So for all those who already know, No point in guessing , but for the rest of you, It’s the time for the Curtain Raiser/Red Carpet of my new Joint Blog. Albeit I had one Joint blog earlier too but that did not work well, because of some frequency mismatch, which I will always Regret for the members were nice and the so the blog was.

Okay so here i come with my new blog, A-shit-for-tat'.(www.shitfortat.blogspot.com/)

The blog is Insane and so the members are at times (okay I am including Nidhi too).We are fanstastic 4s so far (Abhinav,Mads,Nidhi,Me). Blog is meant for all phunny and phunky posts, with or without giving a tiny Rat’s shit to logical-o-holics.

Visit the blog, appreciate it, blogroll it, follow it, be regular and as they say “Hate it or Adore it but u can’t Ignore it” so better adore the shit, get the fuck in there, pee and shit as much as you want, we don’t charge a dime (penny sounds insulting nowadays).

Pshyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid. I don’t think my Joke is Working, I must Flee.

P.S: I am going on hibernation from 14^th of this month I won’t be very much regular on Orkut, gtalk, Facebook(that’s no exception), will try to comment back on all your comments though, Miss me till I come roaring in 2009.

P.P.S: I have been hearing Eminem songs continuously since 48 hrs with small breaks of course ,the header and the footer are the results. Anyways Eminem ROCKS errrrr RAPS.

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PSYCHE, I JOKE, I JOKE, I KID, I KID !!

Fc OFF !